Okay...so what are the BEST lines in movie history?

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28. "I *AM* the f***ing Shore Patrol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Nicholson, "The Last Detail"

Context: 2 "lifer" sailors escorting an 18 year old sailor/offender to the brig, cross country. They turn it into a binge cross country. In D.C., they try to get beer at a bar and the bartender demands ID on the kid. NICHOLSON does his NICHOLSON thing, "Hey, just one, we'll be gone, blah blah." When the bartender loses his cool and tells them to get out or he will call the Shore Patrol, NICHOLSON pulls out his pistol from under his peacoat and slams it on the bar, uttering the quote. Then the three of them run out into the street laughing their fool heads off.