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4. Do not piss off your wife and whatever you do do not make any buzzing sounds!!

Sun Jan 9, 2022, 08:46 PM

Jan 2022

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Some buzzing insect just appeared in my bathroom. [View all] milestogo Jan 2022 OP

Well...count the number of pancakes it takes to shingle a dog house... Enter stage left Jan 2022 #1

Probably stink bug. rsdsharp Jan 2022 #2

And don't stink if I get squashed. rsdsharp Jan 2022 #6

I don't have a wife. milestogo Jan 2022 #9

What gender is the bug? ret5hd Jan 2022 #19

I couldn't get its legs apart so I don't know. milestogo Jan 2022 #20

Whoa, big boy! You're movin' to fast if you want a wife. ret5hd Jan 2022 #21

I don't want a wife. milestogo Jan 2022 #25

You should try standup sometime. ret5hd Jan 2022 #27

Why? milestogo Jan 2022 #28

Because you're a natural. ret5hd Jan 2022 #29

Reminds me of the old joke MLAA Jan 2022 #31

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jan 2022 #22

A month at least 😬 MLAA Jan 2022 #3

depends on the number of different drugs and chemicals in there lapfog_1 Jan 2022 #5

Ewwww..i would spray bug killer and wait Demovictory9 Jan 2022 #7

Brought to mind MOMFUDSKI Jan 2022 #8

Wow that is really mean! milestogo Jan 2022 #10

What if it tries to sting me? milestogo Jan 2022 #12

I don't want no stinkin jab from you, bug. milestogo Jan 2022 #14

Yeah! MLAA Jan 2022 #32

Listen closely. If it says, Help me, Help me, tavernier Jan 2022 #15

... milestogo Jan 2022 #18

Is this a new Oscar bug? Corgigal Jan 2022 #23

UPDATE: Bug has been sent to a watery death (unless it can swim) milestogo Jan 2022 #24

This thread is soooo funny - thanks!! Talitha Jan 2022 #30