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Auggie

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Reply to MLAA (Reply #3)

Mon Jan 10, 2022, 11:34 AM

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Tried a friend's home COVID test last evening: Pour two fingers of Scotch into a glass and smell it. [View all] Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 OP

Dark Scotch humor... hlthe2b Jan 2022 #1

🥃 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #2

Maybe you are pregnant. MLAA Jan 2022 #3

Not likely! 😏🥃 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #4

We have no way of knowing... SergeStorms Jan 2022 #18

Now I'm worried! 😰 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #24

+1 Auggie Jan 2022 #9

You've come down with a hangover Wicked Blue Jan 2022 #5

Impossible!🥃 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #6

Dang, I didn't even realize that was what I was doing last night! n/t malthaussen Jan 2022 #7

Now you do! 🥃 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #8

All these years I've been testing for Covid and didn't know it! patphil Jan 2022 #10

I'll let you know! 🥃 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #25

Almost exclusively Scotch and Irish whiskey patphil Jan 2022 #28

I vote for the Scotch test every time! Lonestarblue Jan 2022 #11

Cheers! 🥃 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #26

Brilliant! Thanks for the laugh! CaptainTruth Jan 2022 #12

😃 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #27

If you can't smell it, drink anyways Retired Engineer Bob Jan 2022 #13

What a good friend to share their home tests Marthe48 Jan 2022 #14

I'm allergic scotch, multigraincracker Jan 2022 #15

👍 SergeStorms Jan 2022 #19

🤣 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #29

That is brilliant! PatSeg Jan 2022 #16

😃 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #30

Hilarious! karin_sj Jan 2022 #17

😃 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #31

Your test has about the same false-negative rate as an actual OTC home test. Orrex Jan 2022 #20

🥃🤔 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #32

Only if you liver rejects you. Historic NY Jan 2022 #21

My doc told me I have a fatty liver, so I'm exercising it!🥃 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #33

Interesting. The test works with tequila, too! momta Jan 2022 #22

🥃🍈🧂 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #34

There is definitely a dire possibility that you will run out of Scotch. BobTheSubgenius Jan 2022 #23

Then I go to bourbon! 🥃 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #35

Wow! A viable backup plan. BobTheSubgenius Jan 2022 #36

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #37

at what point do you drink your own pee? rurallib Jan 2022 #38

When it's a choice between my piss and Night Train! Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2022 #39