You all ready for Honey Boo Boo & and her kin? I can guarantee you're not.

[LynneSin]

12. I managed to survive about 2-3 of those shows

What's really bad is how these moms ply their kids full of sugar. It was like the kids were doing kiddy cocaine kicking back these giant size pixie sticks that are nothing more than like a pint of pure granular sugar. And looking at Honey Boo Boo she already looks like she's on the path of childhood obesity.

It's so funny how they call it 'scholarship money' since what these parents spend to get their kids ready for a pageant could have just been put in a savings account and be plenty for college. To spend $25k-$50k a year entering their kids into pageants where top winnings is maybe $1000, that's just bad business!