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MiddleFingerMom

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8. Meet HopeHoops -- he believes he's a pelican.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Aug 13, 2012, 04:29 PM

Aug 2012

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His "beak" protrudes more than his belly can.
He no longer wears dy-dies...
Prefers tightie-whities,
But commandoes whenever the hell he can.
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See? See how disgusting that picture COULD have been?
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Caption this HopeHoops moment: [View all] ohiosmith Aug 2012 OP

Dude. What the hell were you doing in my kitchen last night? HopeHoops Aug 2012 #1

Dude! That was MY kitchen! ohiosmith Aug 2012 #4

Okay, maybe I was a little drunk and stumbled into a kitchen a few hundred miles away. HopeHoops Aug 2012 #11

ohiosmith is asking himself a similar question pinboy3niner Aug 2012 #5

At Least They Are Clean Yavin4 Aug 2012 #2

To paraphrase (I think Oliver Wendell Holmes) "the underwear appear to be clean, on the side facing ohiosmith Aug 2012 #7

Hi honey, I'm home! Ptah Aug 2012 #3

Smoking is not good for you. Smickey Aug 2012 #6

Meet HopeHoops -- he believes he's a pelican. MiddleFingerMom Aug 2012 #8

Excellent! pinboy3niner Aug 2012 #10

Oh, dude, you don't know the half of it. HopeHoops Aug 2012 #12

"My underwear is a different kind of magic". Motown_Johnny Aug 2012 #9