Funniest Joke You've Ever Heard!

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12. Guy walks into a bar, orders Scotch & water

Second round, he says he'll buy everyone in the house a drink, and tells the bartender to pour himself a drink.

At closing time, guy has no money to pay the tab, bartender throws him out in the alley.

Couple weeks later, guy comes back to the bar, orders Scotch and water, then orders drinks for the house, and tells the bartender to pour himself one, too. End of the night, guy has no money to pay, bartender throws him out in the alley.

After 2 more weeks go by, same guy goes back to the bar, orders Scotch and water. When he orders drinks for everyone in the bar, the bartender says, "Next, I suppose you'll tell me to pour myself a drink."

"No," the guy says. "You get nasty when you drink."