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Ray Bruns

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3. I am an alpha male and a lumberjack!

Reply to sl8 (Original post)

Wed Apr 12, 2023, 08:08 AM

Apr 2023

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees
I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

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"Alpha male" meme: [View all] sl8 Apr 2023 OP

Excellent! Lonestarblue Apr 2023 #1

Good response markbark Apr 2023 #2

I am an alpha male and a lumberjack! Ray Bruns Apr 2023 #3

LOL SouthernDem4ever Apr 2023 #5

Reading the lyrics is not enough. It must be sung by manly men! Earth-shine Apr 2023 #7

Certainly undeveloped. nt TeamProg Apr 2023 #4

you nearly owed me a keyboard. niyad Apr 2023 #6

So there are more than two gender roles? Habitation Apr 2023 #8

Message auto-removed Name removed Apr 2023 #9

"Beta" comes after "alpha" and is closer to the public release version. sl8 Apr 2023 #10