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In reply to the discussion: How did you come by your username? [View all]TheCentepedeShoes
(3,522 posts)A guy is feeling lonely and decides to get a pet
He goes to the neighborhood pet store and looks at the puppies, kittens, birds and fish but nothing strikes his fancy
The owner goes to the back and come out with a centipede
It has its own clear plastic habitat including a little house it can crawl into when it wants some privacy
He takes the centipede home and they start to become acquainted
A few days later he goes to the habitat (his new friend is in his house) and asks if he would like to go out to Joe's Diner for some lunch
He gets no answer so he asks in a louder voice
Still no answer so he asks again, louder than before
Then a small voice comes from the house
= You don't need to shout, I'm just putting on my shoes
Yes I know the correct spelling for "centipede"
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