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LuckyCharms

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17. Moderation...
Fri Jun 16, 2023, 01:38 PM
Jun 2023


I need a woman about twice my age
A lady of nobility, gentility and rage
Splendor in the dark, lightning on the draw
We'll go right through the book and break each and every law

I got a feeling and it won't go away, oh no
Just one thing then I'll be okay
I need a miracle every day

I need a woman about twice my height
Statuesque, raven-dressed, a goddess of the night
Her secret incantations, a candle burning blue
We'll consult the spirits maybe they'll know what to do

I need a woman about twice my weight
A ton of fun who packs a gun with all her freight
Find her in a sideshow leave her in LA
Ride her like a surfer riding on a tidal wave

It takes dynamite to get me up
Too much of everything is just enough
One more thing I just got to say
I need a miracle every day

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When that happens... 2naSalit Jun 2023 #1
Thank you for this. I respectfully ask that you go and take a nap. LuckyCharms Jun 2023 #3
Time to take a nap. Twoflower Jun 2023 #2
Well I'm blasting this... LuckyCharms Jun 2023 #5
Made me rather sick CountAllVotes Jun 2023 #4
Is that popcorn ceiling in your haaaaaiiirrr ... dweller Jun 2023 #6
NO QUESTIONS!!!! PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!!! LuckyCharms Jun 2023 #7
Should we chastise you for something else? ret5hd Jun 2023 #8
Well... LuckyCharms Jun 2023 #9
When I do that I go to bed, it helps. Emile Jun 2023 #10
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! Ptah Jun 2023 #11
Irish whiskey is my 'go to' to level things out. rubbersole Jun 2023 #12
Time for Netflix. alittlelark Jun 2023 #13
You're on your own. OAITW r.2.0 Jun 2023 #14
Is your penguin okay though? IcyPeas Jun 2023 #15
Just seeing this thread now True Dough Jun 2023 #16
Moderation... LuckyCharms Jun 2023 #17
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