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30. 3 rules:

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Sep 6, 2012, 06:13 PM

Sep 2012

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#1. Ask your doctor for the drugs.
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#2. Ask your doctor for more of the drugs.
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#3. WWMFMD?
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Screw it!!! Post your best medical advise here!!! [View all] LynneSin Sep 2012 OP

"Dont get sick..." cyberswede Sep 2012 #1

I think you just won the grand prize!!! LynneSin Sep 2012 #6

I love me some Grayson OriginalGeek Sep 2012 #20

Wash your hands..... AnneD Sep 2012 #2

I refuse to use hand sanitizer unless there is no soap/water option LynneSin Sep 2012 #7

I have always believed that..... AnneD Sep 2012 #38

As a nurse you have good reasons LynneSin Sep 2012 #39

I think my exposure.... AnneD Sep 2012 #52

My Mom, '86 blaze Sep 2012 #40

If things keep going the way the are.... AnneD Sep 2012 #50

Excellent advice! GermanDem Sep 2012 #9

Good, sound advice, GermanDem; all of it. Aristus Sep 2012 #34

That is good to know! GermanDem Sep 2012 #56

I left my last job due to illness rocktivity Sep 2012 #3

Do NOT get romantic with a park bench Major Nikon Sep 2012 #4

Fortunate for me I don't have one of those things LynneSin Sep 2012 #8

Comes in handy when you want to pee standing up Major Nikon Sep 2012 #13

I can pee standing up LynneSin Sep 2012 #14

That's why I say it comes in handy Major Nikon Sep 2012 #15

Go girl pipi_k Sep 2012 #21

Pilot supply stores have them also Major Nikon Sep 2012 #26

Well, that is just about one of the best ideas I've ever seen! blue neen Sep 2012 #42

DUzy. nt awoke_in_2003 Sep 2012 #45

If you are republican and have a stuffy nose. Liberal Veteran Sep 2012 #5

Don't pick at it. sarge43 Sep 2012 #10

Lay off the Cheetos!!! sadbear Sep 2012 #11

Rub some dirt on it (nt) pokerfan Sep 2012 #12

I like that advice. Too much sanitizing goin' on Odd Won Out Sep 2012 #25

If you have a cold make yourself an Obama instead of a hot toddy Autumn Sep 2012 #16

Warm prune juice n/t ismnotwasm Sep 2012 #17

Windex! Arugula Latte Sep 2012 #18

WINDEX! Incitatus Sep 2012 #59

Always drink in groups of one or more. hifiguy Sep 2012 #19

That may not be good advice..... AnneD Sep 2012 #22

I think the DU crowd is a lot more silly hifiguy Sep 2012 #24

Point well taken.... AnneD Sep 2012 #35

My mom's best advice... pipi_k Sep 2012 #23

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." HopeHoops Sep 2012 #27

Take two Republicans LiberalEsto Sep 2012 #28

Take two nurses and go to bed for 24 hours. Scuba Sep 2012 #29

3 rules: MiddleFingerMom Sep 2012 #30

You forgot #4... AnneD Sep 2012 #41

Never kiss a toilet seat. edbermac Sep 2012 #31

Do not stick it in there. rug Sep 2012 #32

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning. That will be $50. madinmaryland Sep 2012 #33

ADVISE? jeez trof Sep 2012 #36

Drink eight glasses of water a day NecklyTyler Sep 2012 #37

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice. nolabear Sep 2012 #43

Don't potty train your children in a restaurant! blue neen Sep 2012 #44

Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan. nt awoke_in_2003 Sep 2012 #46

ALWAYS wash your hands the minute you walk in the door after being at the store, walmart, zen_bohemian Sep 2012 #47

Again... AnneD Sep 2012 #51

don't sweat the small shit hobbit709 Sep 2012 #48

take two puffs, and call me in the morning.... a kennedy Sep 2012 #49

Feel free to pick at it as much as you like, and no blood shed means you probably are gonna live. davsand Sep 2012 #53

Take two and call me in the morning! greatauntoftriplets Sep 2012 #54

Change your oil every 3000 miles. mysuzuki2 Sep 2012 #55

Be sure to sneeze and cough--without covering your mouth--the minute mnhtnbb Sep 2012 #57

Don't chew your nails, especially if you are a carpenter. kwassa Sep 2012 #58

"Never put salt in your eyes." AllenVanAllen Sep 2012 #60

Take a dozen beers, some valium and ambien and sleep it off Joe Shlabotnik Sep 2012 #61

Be true to your teeth Tabasco_Dave Sep 2012 #62

Some of the best medical advice is in this verse by someone called Edward Anthony... LeftishBrit Sep 2012 #63