What was you worst school cafeteria meal. Mine was a concoction of mashed potatoes with ground meat on top--no gravy

[GreenWave]

47. College cafeteria meal

The day the fundies first showed up to harass us.
I was first in line as usual.
Lady at counter: Where's your suit? Where are your parents?
My bestie interrupts her: Leave him alone. He's an orphan!
Lady: Oh forgive me Jesus for I have sinned!
Not learning her lesson, she challenges him about no parents invited or suit!
Greenwave: Ma'am. How do you think we know each other? From the orphanage! Do you know what it is like to be rejected for years from your would be parents?
And the fundie ladies did not lop on the extra food as it was Sunday and NO dinner despite the ad to have three meals a day.
So apparently the rest of the gang from the same orphange got together and we pushed the tables together to have a massive group table.
Then the angry counter lady came over to me.
You! You started all this! Now give me your name!
Greenwave: I beg your pardon ma'am. We have not been properly introduced and I prefer an age appropriate person for my hand in marriage.
Angry lady: I am going to report you to the Dean. Just tell me your name!
GW: OK ma'am. Since it is Sunday I will not tell you one lie. My first name is Ernesto. But my friends call me Che.
Angry lady: I will call you Ernesto. Now how about that last name?
GW: Guevara.
Angry Lady: Spelled as Gay?
GW: Yes as in not heterosexual. (Recap: I told her three lies not one.)
That day the fundie lady had all our names: Jerry Rubin, Abbie Hoffman; Eldridge Cleaver; Meow Say Tongue; Carl Marx; Leon Trotsky etc. They sure don't let them read them there sinning books about politics!

I don't remember the meal.