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WheelWalker

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5. It's not just an awesome idea... it's the law! The Law of Conservation of Fat.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Apr 14, 2024, 05:41 PM

Apr 14

"Fat cannot be created or destroyed. It can only be transferred from one person to another."

Thus, it has long been understood, that in order to "lose" weight a person must intend to transfer their fat to some other person(s). QED.

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It would awesome if any weight you lose goes to [View all] Floyd R. Turbo Apr 14 OP

I'd be happy to accept five pounds quaint Apr 14 #1

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 14 #2

You can lose pounds instantly at Piccadilly Plaza, Manchester, England. GreenWave Apr 14 #3

I told an I'm-a-dumb-man-type joke at an exercise class recently. Earth-shine Apr 14 #4

It's not just an awesome idea... it's the law! The Law of Conservation of Fat. WheelWalker Apr 14 #5

Flabs enid602 Apr 14 #6

I don't have a six pack, I've got a keg. LudwigPastorius Apr 14 #9

Ok that's too funny Srkdqltr Apr 14 #7

it would be nice to be able to donate the food you don't eat while dieting... getagrip_already Apr 14 #8