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malthaussen

(18,581 posts)
18. Congratulations!
Wed May 1, 2024, 01:04 PM
May 2024

I don't fit into any of my jeans, because I've lost 50 pounds in 3 years and at least 20 since my last medical exam. Which was about 18 months ago, because I didn't get a PCP in Pittsburgh until last week.

How'd I do it? Well, frankly because I'm starving myself to death. It's not a recommended procedure. But a) I can't afford food, and b) I'm not as hungry as I used to be. Was a time I could eat a whole pizza by myself, now two slices and I'm full. Which at least has the consequence of making the average pizza last for four meals.

Which probably explains why it looks like I have an iron deficiency, if my tests are anything to go by. Seeing that, I decided to get some almonds to snack on because they're good for iron. Now I have diarrhoea. So it goes. And goes. And goes.

-- Mal

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Congratulations! 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 2024 #1
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Doesn't that feel great? Laffy Kat Apr 2024 #5
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Yeah, I put on a little covid weight also. patphil Apr 2024 #7
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That's wonderful! I'm happy for you! Aristus Apr 2024 #14
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Me too. Wel not my favourite jeans. My new jeans that are now my favs. applegrove May 2024 #16
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Congratulations! malthaussen May 2024 #18
Congrats, Aristus! Different Drummer May 2024 #19
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