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cemaphonic

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34. That's the spirit!

Thu Sep 27, 2012, 03:49 AM

Sep 2012

Learn how to tie a cherry stem with your tongue, and you have a neat trick that you can show off exactly once before nobody cares.

Learn how to palm things, and you have an endless variety of surprising stunts that you can show off to your friends. They still won't care, but at least you won't have to listen to protests of "not that goddam cherry stem trick again!"

(My useless skill is magic tricks)

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Weird skills that you have - post them here [View all] LynneSin Sep 2012 OP

so i guess joining a sorority DID pay off! ret5hd Sep 2012 #1

It took about 20 years to develop this skill, but... Mr.Bill Sep 2012 #20

Hey, me too! Duer 157099 Sep 2012 #2

I can read very small words from a very long distance. onehandle Sep 2012 #3

Prime example of adaptation. darkangel218 Sep 2012 #5

This message was self-deleted by its author darkangel218 Sep 2012 #4

Just out of curiosity - are you of Hispanic heritage LynneSin Sep 2012 #12

This message was self-deleted by its author darkangel218 Sep 2012 #19

I can watch So You Think You Can Dance and not give a shit graywarrior Sep 2012 #6

I can light my farts and pick my nose with my pinky toes. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #7

BTW public announcement for those who light farts LynneSin Sep 2012 #10

Correct - always wear full-length denim jeans. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #11

I can tie cherry stems in a knot with my tongue,,,, benld74 Sep 2012 #8

Me too. It used o be sexy. Now people just look at me funny. nolabear Sep 2012 #13

There is a trick to that. Smickey Sep 2012 #18

No I can really do it. There is kind of a trick. nolabear Sep 2012 #31

This message was self-deleted by its author Smickey Sep 2012 #33

That's the spirit! cemaphonic Sep 2012 #34

This message was self-deleted by its author Smickey Sep 2012 #36

I can pick up things with my toes. Baitball Blogger Sep 2012 #9

me too fizzgig Sep 2012 #22

I can balance a salt shaker on is edge on a single grain of salt. nolabear Sep 2012 #14

skillz hibbing Sep 2012 #15

I can bring any queu to a complete stop by merely entering it. bluedigger Sep 2012 #16

I have an unerring ability to OriginalGeek Sep 2012 #17

I can speak in two voices at once. frogmarch Sep 2012 #21

I can tie a knot in a cherry stem in my mouth. And I can wiggle my ears. trof Sep 2012 #23

I can put sunscreen on my entire back without any help. kayakjohnny Sep 2012 #24

I can put two cigarettes in my mouth and light both with one match Optical.Catalyst Sep 2012 #25

I can summon Beelzebub and command him to destroy my enemies. Kablooie Sep 2012 #26

Learned how to wrangle leeches. TwilightGardener Sep 2012 #27

I can zoom in to obscure places on Google Earth without typing the name. kayakjohnny Sep 2012 #28

I can write my name with my toes (and a pen) nt LiberalEsto Sep 2012 #29

I can untangle stuff FloridaJudy Sep 2012 #30

I can say "hello", "goodbye", "please" and "thank you" in forty languages. IrishEyes Sep 2012 #32

Hear music in my head just by pointing at the title of a song sakabatou Sep 2012 #35

I can move my head from side to side without moving any other part of my body. Bertha Venation Sep 2012 #37

Spit bubbles. BarbaRosa Sep 2012 #38

I can make inanimate objects make weird noises, Sentath Sep 2012 #39

I can make the most craptasticful "ransom note" web site look respectable. hunter Sep 2012 #40

Sex in the workplace Major Nikon Sep 2012 #41

Dang ... that's good. polly7 Sep 2012 #42

I can sing 17th century German drinking songs Art_from_Ark Sep 2012 #43

I'm asking this seriously: harmonicon Sep 2012 #44

As a matter of fact, Art_from_Ark Sep 2012 #45

Just your average .. AsahinaKimi Sep 2012 #46