I'm old enough to remember when

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2. And when they became "unsuckable" -

- you simply got another one, then threw them both away and, being paper, they would naturally decompose in the landfill instead of taking p space for an eternity. If they escaped the landfill, they still decomposed instead of posing a forever threat to the health and well being of animals and an eyesore of pollution in our living spaces.