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NightWatcher

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6. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Reply to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)

Sat Oct 20, 2012, 09:28 PM

Oct 2012

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

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Guys of the Lounge what would you do/say? [View all] Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2012 OP

"Thank you for letting me buy you a drink. Aristus Oct 2012 #1

That keeps it going. Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2012 #2

"xxx, it's nice to meet you. Aristus Oct 2012 #3

YES!! Thank you That gives me an idea how to take this to where I need to!!!! Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2012 #5

Glad I could help. Aristus Oct 2012 #22

"Do you prefer the AMD dual processor chip or the Intel i7 6-core processor?" HopeHoops Oct 2012 #4

I happen to know some girls that that would get you somewhere. Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2012 #7

IRONY: My wife and I hooked up over computer flash card! HopeHoops Oct 2012 #13

So you flashed your wife and that got her interested ? n/t PoliticAverse Oct 2012 #23

Well, not that night. But I sure as hell wanted to! HopeHoops Oct 2012 #28

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you. NightWatcher Oct 2012 #6

I was thinking of a corny pick up like. Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2012 #12

"you a real woman or one of those guys that dresses like a woman?" rurallib Oct 2012 #8

That would make it into a porn book! Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2012 #14

Nothing can screw you up like a crazy, fiery redhead. So let's finish the drinks and get outta here NightWatcher Oct 2012 #9

That gives me an idea for the ending! Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2012 #10

redheads are like a hot stove eye NightWatcher Oct 2012 #11

I'm a doctor, I'm a lawyer, I'm a movie star. I'm an astronaut, ... Major Nikon Oct 2012 #15

If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? kwassa Oct 2012 #16

"Hey babe, this could be the start of a good story!" RedCloud Oct 2012 #17

I have a personal story that begins almost like that... hunter Oct 2012 #18

She and I had great sex too many times to recall. We spoke about her. Her hopes, her dreams, her ohiosmith Oct 2012 #19

I'd ask her what she thought of fecal transplants. rug Oct 2012 #20

Are you married too? hay rick Oct 2012 #21

From the other side of the room... Mr.Bill Oct 2012 #24

Hey Sweet Cheeks, what's it gonna take for me to see if the carpet matched the drapes.... WCGreen Oct 2012 #25

If you were a laser... pokerfan Oct 2012 #26

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The other 4 jury members are frickin nuts. A HERETIC I AM Oct 2012 #29