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Ilsa

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77. I hope the wronged neighbor adds goats, chickens,
Tue Jul 15, 2025, 12:01 PM
Jul 2025

lots of barking dogs to her yard to impress any potential buyers. And play her stereo really loud. Keep a keg out in the backyard within view of Jacoby's house and throw a party every night. Be sure to have the guests drop their cups, cans, and used condoms (the 3 Cs) over the fence onto his place. I'd do all of that just over the frusttration of him killing trees.

If he didn't like the view from his house, he should not have bought it.

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Should put a lien on the house to prevent the sale question everything Jul 2025 #1
Absoloutely! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #52
Plus, he should go to jail. n/t returnee Jul 2025 #66
He really ahould jfz9580m Aug 2025 #90
Hope she wins everything... 2naSalit Jul 2025 #2
In my state, if you do that you're liable for treble the value of the trees removed. rsdsharp Jul 2025 #3
Same here -- Oregon. KPN Jul 2025 #20
Same in Arkansas. TomSlick Jul 2025 #59
Also North Carolina R Merm Jul 2025 #80
That's what the property owner claimed in the lawsuit.Triple damages... Grins Jul 2025 #84
##$@/@+ BASTARD! electric_blue68 Jul 2025 #4
Triple the value of the trees plus lost value with her property IbogaProject Jul 2025 #71
Jerk MustLoveBeagles Jul 2025 #5
She has a good lawsuit /nt bucolic_frolic Jul 2025 #6
Sue him for 10 million. sheshe2 Jul 2025 #7
Wouldn't it be a shame if his $10M house somehow caught fire and burned to the ground. sop Jul 2025 #8
no, 'cause then she'd be out her trees... ret5hd Jul 2025 #10
This message was self-deleted by its author live love laugh Jul 2025 #11
Guess who he voted for? live love laugh Jul 2025 #9
I assume he's the prick who works for Blackstone. Fucker. CurtEastPoint Jul 2025 #12
Crazy eyes and all ... live love laugh Jul 2025 #13
republicon ethics and values suck sewage-pipe oysters BoRaGard Jul 2025 #16
If that's him I'm very surprised he even knew which side of the chainsaw was the handle. Probably a hired tree hit job Cheezoholic Jul 2025 #21
His underwear ZDU Jul 2025 #35
Are you sure that's him? skypilot Jul 2025 #40
Pretty sure. I found a Nantucket based FB group that had a lot of comments about that particular guy CurtEastPoint Jul 2025 #50
Ahh, and auditor for Arthur Anderson onethatcares Jul 2025 #68
there once was a douche from Nantucket... Blues Heron Jul 2025 #14
Perhaps this will fulfill some things limerick.... xocetaceans Jul 2025 #86
Awesome! Bonus for utilizing the word twixt! Blues Heron Jul 2025 #88
Thank you. n/t xocetaceans Jul 2025 #89
He confessed, and then he proved he could pay for damages ... Auggie Jul 2025 #15
Even after he pays for damages, he still makes a profit. Irish_Dem Jul 2025 #33
Yes, but replacing the trees will cost him. Aside from the those, there are also potential fines ... Auggie Jul 2025 #41
He probably has it figured out down to the penny. Irish_Dem Jul 2025 #43
Not necessarily. Trees ain't cheap. localroger Jul 2025 #47
But he is making $10 million on his house. Irish_Dem Jul 2025 #48
A million won't begin to cover it. localroger Jul 2025 #58
How does a financial guru make such a big blunder? Irish_Dem Jul 2025 #63
Hubris. n/t PatrickforB Jul 2025 #76
Damages could be as much as $5 million VMA131Marine Jul 2025 #54
He still pockets $5 million. Irish_Dem Jul 2025 #62
He might have a mortgage... druidity33 Jul 2025 #64
Yes the numbers might not add up the way he hopes. Irish_Dem Jul 2025 #65
If someone cared to look... druidity33 Jul 2025 #67
Maybe he overpaid for the property and is desperate to turn a profit. Irish_Dem Jul 2025 #70
"" AllaN01Bear Jul 2025 #17
It sounds like he already has a buyer defacto7 Jul 2025 #18
More money than brains. Dr. T Jul 2025 #39
He might be ordered to pay or to have new trees planted Grim Chieftain Jul 2025 #19
Shun him? He's already put his house up for sale. tinrobot Jul 2025 #22
$1M per tree Grim Chieftain Jul 2025 #25
I hope Mother Nature pays that weasel a visit. sheshe2 Jul 2025 #34
Hopefully while he's bent over gardening Grim Chieftain Jul 2025 #42
It's not nice to fool mother nature. sheshe2 Jul 2025 #44
Please let us know TNNurse Jul 2025 #23
some people around here do that NJCher Jul 2025 #24
Yes, I have heard other instances of this. LisaM Jul 2025 #27
I would so much rather see trees jfz9580m Aug 2025 #93
Belford points out in her lawsuit that the ocean vistas were "conspicuously missing from the property's prior listings." riversedge Jul 2025 #26
I bet I could bring his property value back down JoseBalow Jul 2025 #28
Lawsuit? My wasn't he arrested for malicious destruction of property and trespassing? sinkingfeeling Jul 2025 #29
This message was self-deleted by its author chowder66 Jul 2025 #31
My question is why this isn't a crime. sinkingfeeling Jul 2025 #32
About 30 years ago, somebody did EXACTLY THAT in my neighbourhood. TrollBuster9090 Jul 2025 #30
I hope the asshole is forced to forfeit his own property in its entirety DFW Jul 2025 #36
This is the 2nd article I've read today where people walked onto slightlv Jul 2025 #37
Omg! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #53
This could be the one. Abolishinist Jul 2025 #56
This is gonna cost him in dollars and prison time. Joinfortmill Jul 2025 #38
$100k per tree X 16 trees X treble damages VMA131Marine Jul 2025 #55
What a jackass! I hope she wins all the Luciferous Jul 2025 #45
His leader dug up the White House malaise Jul 2025 #46
Yup lonely bird Jul 2025 #83
There is NO punishment harsh enough for this rotted soul. What's his name? efhmc Jul 2025 #49
Why is this person not in jail? efhmc Jul 2025 #51
A buyer that knows the story and purchases is just as evil. IA8IT Jul 2025 #57
Could she put up a screen as tall as the trees? fargone Jul 2025 #60
'the view' people SUCK. when my grandparents built a cottage on the 'family lake', she said trees, not lawn. pansypoo53219 Jul 2025 #61
bah humbug AllaN01Bear Jul 2025 #69
The guy cuts down 16 trees, and it would have been better to just build another storey on his house FakeNoose Jul 2025 #72
The confusing headline... eggplant Jul 2025 #73
I lived in coastan New England and I've seen cases like this before Warpy Jul 2025 #74
I planted my honey locust 40 years ago Nittersing Jul 2025 #75
Honey Locust are the best! markie Jul 2025 #78
I hope the wronged neighbor adds goats, chickens, Ilsa Jul 2025 #77
Apparently Mike Love of the BBs did the same thing in his Tahoe Incline Villge neighborhood. nt Exp Jul 2025 #79
File the lawsuit, record a Lis Pendens. flvegan Jul 2025 #81
The house has been on the market for over a year and the price has dropped by 13%. He cut the paulrevere2018 Jul 2025 #82
No doubt a trmp voter. louis-t Jul 2025 #85
I met a guy some years ago, who, together with his partner, took down a large Douglas FIr that they were sure.... BobTheSubgenius Jul 2025 #87
What is happening now? efhmc Aug 2025 #91
I checked the date on this story, because I swear I heard the same thing a couple of years ago. Sogo Aug 2025 #92
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