Tell me about a time you did something kind of stupid. [View all]

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Yesterday I ate dirt.

I had been transplanting some seedlings into bigger pots and I was dumping dirt into a large mug. I'm doing all this by the kitchen sink because I really have nowhere else to do it.

Lunchtime comes. I grab a can of soup and grab the mug I always use because it microwaves well. Give it a stir. Notice some black stuff coming to the stop. I put it in the microwave for a couple of minutes.

When I take it out I stir it again. Black stuff has not dissolved and I'm getting worried. I take a couple of spoonfuls. The black stuff is crunchy.

Suddenly it dawns on me that I poured the can of soup into a cup of dirt.

I had no ill effects, truly. But I still can't believe I did this!

Please tell me something just as stupid that you did!