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John1956PA

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32. In 1977, George Callin did a standup segment about cats.

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #30)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:43 PM

Dec 7

Carlin said a cat will charge into a glass door, get knocked nearly unconscious, and then indicate to the human observer, "I meant to do that." Carlin further stated that when cats are behind couches, they are recuperating from their misfired stunts.

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