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kerouac2

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12. Why didn't Santa's helper think he could make good toys

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Wed Dec 17, 2025, 10:08 AM

Dec 17

Why didn’t Santa’s helper think he could make good toys?

A: He had low elf esteem.

Hahaha

Q: What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
A: The elfabet.

Q: What is big, green and carries a trunk?
A: An Elfant.

Christmas elf Jokes
https://funkidsjokes.com/elf-jokes/

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-Why did the elf cross the road? Answer is -----to get to the other side. [View all] debm55 Dec 17 OP

Shelves 'R' Us was on the other side.. MiHale Dec 17 #1

Sort of correct. MiHale I'll give you partial credit. debm55 Dec 17 #2

Not the store...just the shelf? MiHale Dec 17 #4

Sorry MiHale; Not correct debm55 Dec 17 #8

Santa tied him to the chicken. Emile Dec 17 #3

🤣🤣🤣 MiHale Dec 17 #5

Sorry Emile, Not correct debm55 Dec 17 #6

Dang it. Emile Dec 17 #7

Sorry Emile. Dang it is not correct debm55 Dec 17 #9

Only fair, the road crossed him first. Never trust a road. marble falls Dec 17 #10

Sorry marble falls not correct debm55 Dec 17 #11

Why didn't Santa's helper think he could make good toys kerouac2 Dec 17 #12

Thank you very much, kerouac2 debm55 Dec 17 #13