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In reply to the discussion: If you could be any animal for a day, which animal would you pick? I would like to be a dolphin. How about you? [View all]justaprogressive
(6,351 posts)30. A whale on a planet that didn't hunt them...

Suddenly you are a great bubble-creature soaring upward
through a golden yellow sea to the roaring music of breakers in
strange syncopated harmony, and you break the surface and leap high
in the sweet warm air, dipping and turning with your great flippers,
hanging and laughing in glad to-be-alive greeting, gliding in on your
belly to a surfboarding landing on your own private swell.
You watch huge leaping brown creatures cavorting in a golden sea,
seal-like whales with noble brows and mighty eight-fingered hands on
the ends of their flipper-like arms.
"Statistically speaking by the rules of the game our species should not
have evolved into the galactic stage happy hotshots we are as we sing
this song-dive-dance into the sea of space. Airbreathing water creatures
evolve big brain big body complexity think noble thoughts but usually
don't develop external-world-manipulation-technology... natural kings of
the sea living pure mind and flesh but doing no galactic deeds remaining
eternally stable primary stage civilization in ignorant bliss."
You come bubbling up for air from the golden depths near low rocky cliffs;
you shoot up, into the intoxicating world of the gassy atmosphere hyper-
ventilating in rapture, grab the cliff edge with the hands of your flipperarms,
and vault up onto a grassy plain where your mates are
already waiting.
"Our species kept its hands when we returned to the sea for the land remained
our opiumdenboudoir-playground have you ever tried copulating swimming
around with no hands forget it."
through a golden yellow sea to the roaring music of breakers in
strange syncopated harmony, and you break the surface and leap high
in the sweet warm air, dipping and turning with your great flippers,
hanging and laughing in glad to-be-alive greeting, gliding in on your
belly to a surfboarding landing on your own private swell.
You watch huge leaping brown creatures cavorting in a golden sea,
seal-like whales with noble brows and mighty eight-fingered hands on
the ends of their flipper-like arms.
"Statistically speaking by the rules of the game our species should not
have evolved into the galactic stage happy hotshots we are as we sing
this song-dive-dance into the sea of space. Airbreathing water creatures
evolve big brain big body complexity think noble thoughts but usually
don't develop external-world-manipulation-technology... natural kings of
the sea living pure mind and flesh but doing no galactic deeds remaining
eternally stable primary stage civilization in ignorant bliss."
You come bubbling up for air from the golden depths near low rocky cliffs;
you shoot up, into the intoxicating world of the gassy atmosphere hyper-
ventilating in rapture, grab the cliff edge with the hands of your flipperarms,
and vault up onto a grassy plain where your mates are
already waiting.
"Our species kept its hands when we returned to the sea for the land remained
our opiumdenboudoir-playground have you ever tried copulating swimming
around with no hands forget it."
From "Songs From The Stars" by Norman Spinrad
If you do or ever had an imagination, : it's recommended reading.
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If you could be any animal for a day, which animal would you pick? I would like to be a dolphin. How about you? [View all]
debm55
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Thank you very much, umroman for sharing squirrel with us. Enjoy your fun filled day as a squirrel
debm55
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#5
My little squirrel-brain has already picked out just the perfect cat to torment by coming up against the window....
viva la
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#56
Thank you very much, FalloutShelter for sharing with us. Enjoy your day as a dolphin.
debm55
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#10
Thank you very much, Ocelot ll for sharing with us. Enjoy for day as one of your cats.
debm55
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#16
Thank you very much, Mister Ed. A bird would be a wonderful way to spend the day. Especially a high flying bird. Enjoy.
debm55
Thursday
#21
Thank you very much, DBoon. Enjoy your day as a coyote. We have some here in southwest PA
debm55
Thursday
#29
Thank you DBoon, The coyotes are not native to western PA. But they followed the Wiring from the west.
debm55
Thursday
#66
Thank you very much karin_sj for sharing with us. The albatross would be a great choice for the day.
debm55
Thursday
#41
Oh, fantistic. Thank you, Joe for sharing with us. And enjoy being a beautiful hummingbird for the day.
debm55
Thursday
#42
Yes they do. Thank you very much for sharing, 3catwoman3. Enjoy your day in the bay as an otter.
debm55
Thursday
#43
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Thank you very much, EYESORE 9001. Stump all you want as a hippo for the day.
debm55
Thursday
#44
Thank you very much for picking the tardigrade, MiHale. But remember it is only for a day. Then have to come back to the
debm55
Thursday
#45
Thank you so much for sharing that piece from "Song of the Stars" , justaprogressive. I day as a whale would be
debm55
Thursday
#47
Thank you very much, Jilly_in_VA. Enjoy your day as a jaguar or cheetah. and enjoy your adventure.
debm55
Thursday
#48
I would love to be a Wolf, though I've been told my spirit animal is a beaver.
JMCKUSICK
Thursday
#32
I will give you two days, John. One day for a Wolf and another day for a beaver. Enjoy yourself and stay safe.
debm55
Thursday
#59
Beautiful creature. Thank you very much for sharing choice. Have a great day as a Timberwolf.
debm55
Thursday
#61
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHha, I love it. Thank you for your choices, Grim Chiftain. I will give you two days, One as a Bichon
debm55
Thursday
#54
HAHAHAH. Sounds like my cat. Thank you very much, Deep State Witch for sharing, Enjoy your day as a pampered house cat.
debm55
Thursday
#62
Thank you very much for sharing DinahMoeHum. It wouldn't be a Hemmingway cat would it? Enjoy yourself and have a
debm55
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#60
Thank you very much.Niagara, I will give you two days. On day for the Jaguar and and another day for the leopard. Have
debm55
Thursday
#65
I love the Tree Sloth. Always chilling out. Thank you TimS for your choice. Enjoy your day as a tree sloth .
debm55
Thursday
#68
Thank you Rebl2. Yes, they are beautiful creatures. Have fun and enjoy yourself as a humingbird for a day.
debm55
Thursday
#74
Well surrealAmerican you will just have to see the amount of fun they have by being a river otter for the day.
debm55
Thursday
#75
Thank you very much, biophile, for your selection of animal. Enjoy day with the birds.
debm55
Thursday
#79
Dear MlButterfly , you are beautiful inside and out. And don't you forget it.❤️ Thank you , for your choice of a Panda.
debm55
Thursday
#80
Thank you very much, ProfessorGAC. They are beautiful creatures. Enjoy your day soaring through the sky.
debm55
Thursday
#81
Thank you chowmama. Two very unique creatures. I will give you two days --you can spend one as a crow and the other as a
debm55
Friday
#83
My dog. She's got it made! I could use a nice cozy, lazy, relaxing day being her.
QueerDuck
Friday
#84