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22. Teach shithead kitten to turn on the coffeepot in the morning, teach him to turn

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 03:07 PM

Nov 2012

on the television and to turn it up or down when he learns how to answer the phone. LOL Sounds like an adorable "smart" kitten.

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My shithead kitten just turned off the UPS for the server AGAIN!!! [View all] HopeHoops Nov 2012 OP

Just surrender to your Higher Power, the fuzzy kitten. Arugula Latte Nov 2012 #1

our two cats turn off the power strip for the TV every night! NRaleighLiberal Nov 2012 #2

He managed to get over a book shelf and work his way back to the UPS behind the TV. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #5

I'm laughing my head off... Archae Nov 2012 #3

Yeah, laundry baskets are kitten magnets. They only do it to fuck with you. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #6

This is a territorial thing. Baitball Blogger Nov 2012 #4

No. His sister uses it too. That wouldn't be fair to Tink. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #7

I just spent 2 solid days on the phone with AT&T after my cat jumped on the spiderpig Nov 2012 #8

Was on the phone with Verizon for hours Patiod Nov 2012 #11

Hi Patiod! Don't phone trees make you crazy? spiderpig Nov 2012 #13

Ugh - phone trees Patiod Nov 2012 #18

You have my full sympathy. They stink. spiderpig Nov 2012 #21

Good luck, SP! Patiod Nov 2012 #26

Well, that sucks Tsiyu Nov 2012 #38

E-FUCKING-GADS! I had issues with Verizon DSL and got a free replacement modem. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #15

Hi HopeHoops... spiderpig Nov 2012 #25

Fuck splitting it. Let's each have one. Been there, done that, didn't get the t-shirt. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #33

You're on. spiderpig Nov 2012 #37

What I can't stand is when they no NOTHING about the service/product - just the decision tree. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #39

Sit back and have a ... Lady Freedom Returns Nov 2012 #9

Is there meat on that? If so, no thank you. The smell of it makes me barf. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #16

I cut an old tupperware-type container to sit over the power switch and duct-taped one side down haele Nov 2012 #10

Ours knocked a cup of coffee from the desk onto the power strip Patiod Nov 2012 #12

I'm going to e-mail APC and tell them to put a "ANTI-CAT" cover over the power switch. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #17

It's called a Molly-guard TrogL Nov 2012 #32

^^this^^ irisblue Nov 2012 #28

Who was that genius writer Helen Reddy Nov 2012 #14

I don't know that one. And I just tried to look it up but got no relevant hits. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #19

Oh for pete's sakes! Helen Reddy Nov 2012 #20

Well, I do have a kitten named "Peter" - he shut off my main server again. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #23

Teach shithead kitten to turn on the coffeepot in the morning, teach him to turn onecent Nov 2012 #22

The coffee pot has an auto-timer. He only wants to shut things down. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #24

Work with him on other tricks littlemissmartypants Nov 2012 #27

Ha! One our cats used to do that too. progressoid Nov 2012 #29

Leave some plugs loose. >> El Supremo Nov 2012 #30

So... It's your cat that's causing all the issues over in freeperland today? Glassunion Nov 2012 #31

I wish. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #36

Bad news. My wife doesn't want to watch "V" today. She wants to watch a comedy. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #34

Totally redesign your home felix_numinous Nov 2012 #35

Trust me, a 16' concrete wall with razor wire wouldn't keep this guy out. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #41

Had a cat who did that - figured out he liked the "beep, beep, beep" of the unplugged UPS. mikeytherat Nov 2012 #40

Not mine. He's just being a shithead. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #42

We had a ferret who hated a porcelain, cow-shaped creamer so much she killed it. mikeytherat Nov 2012 #43