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Ilsa

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32. A version of the same joke in Texas for forty-plus years, I guess.
Sat Jun 13, 2026, 10:46 PM
20 hrs ago

Only the town the travelers stopped in was Waxahatchie (pronounced Wocks-a-hach-ee, IIRC), and the server replies in her slow southern, Texas drawl, "Dairrr-eee Queeeennn."

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Woo-hoo! DFW is back! WestMichRad Yesterday #1
I do feel OK, thanks. But that is the dangerous part DFW Yesterday #13
Love it SuzyandPuffpuff Yesterday #2
Home of the Whopperllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoc twodogsbarking Yesterday #3
Yeah, but keep in mind, there are tourists to respect, so............ DFW Yesterday #7
I'd like to buy a vowel. twodogsbarking Yesterday #8
As you may have surmised by the way their towns are spelled DFW Yesterday #12
Part of the problem is that the puzzle board extends well into the neighboring buildings on each side! nt SeattleVet 21 hrs ago #31
Snort ❤️😺 littlemissmartypants Yesterday #4
That's a good one Picaro Yesterday #5
Hi there DFW! How are you feeling? Great joke! Diamond_Dog Yesterday #6
I am in that most dangerous stage DFW Yesterday #10
Haha those are hilarious! Diamond_Dog Yesterday #15
So glad to see you back! Rhiannon12866 22 hrs ago #28
GOOD one!!! calimary 17 hrs ago #36
I've been to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Siwsan Yesterday #9
Agree, Siwsan, being Welsh must be fun and tongue twisting. Polly Hennessey Yesterday #16
I spent a year there druidity33 Yesterday #21
Because of my surname, which is VERY common in Wales, everyone I met said I might be a cousin Siwsan Yesterday #22
I did a lot of hitch-hiking around druidity33 Yesterday #25
Percentages are slightly down in recent years TommyT139 23 hrs ago #27
So have I! I remember taking a photo of my parents in front of that extremely long sign! Rhiannon12866 21 hrs ago #29
I've heard lots of people pronounce it Siwsan 11 hrs ago #37
That's actually pretty easy to pronounce..... lastlib 20 hrs ago #34
I heard that as a Texas joke cab67 Yesterday #11
That puts us all in a which came first dilemma DFW Yesterday #14
The first Dairy Queen in Texas was 1947 IronLionZion Yesterday #18
Knowing Wales DFW Yesterday #24
1992 in Cardiff IronLionZion Yesterday #26
I heard it as a Texas joke too... momta Yesterday #17
Explore the Jaw-Dropping Charm of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch! IronLionZion Yesterday #19
I heard this as a Wisconsin joke, Oconomowoc fargone Yesterday #20
It's certainly the best Welsh joke I've ever heard, but also the worst, as it's the only one I've ever heard. NNadir Yesterday #23
Not to be outdone by the Welsh, Massachusetts has its own entry: Totally Tunsie 21 hrs ago #30
If the native Americans had ever had phonetic written languages DFW 5 hrs ago #40
A version of the same joke in Texas for forty-plus years, I guess. Ilsa 20 hrs ago #32
Been around in Texas for a very long time. Name of the town differs. efhmc 6 hrs ago #38
How to celebrate St. David's Day cyclonefence 20 hrs ago #33
I thought Germans coined long words, Lionel Mandrake 17 hrs ago #35
Germans are amateurs compared to the Welsh and the Finns. DFW 5 hrs ago #39
I was there in 1982 mcar 3 hrs ago #41
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