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graywarrior

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8. Yipes, I woke up in the recovery room and a nurse asking me if I wanted a blueberry
Mon Dec 10, 2012, 07:09 PM
Dec 2012

muffin.

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Maybe people fill in for other people who are too chicken to have it done. graywarrior Dec 2012 #1
They were running a little behind! Nyuk, nyuk! Went really well. I'm a perfect A-hole! ohiosmith Dec 2012 #3
With the hose still up your heinie? graywarrior Dec 2012 #4
Yep, facing the video monitor. Still wiped out but if I nap I won't sleep tonight. ohiosmith Dec 2012 #7
Yipes, I woke up in the recovery room and a nurse asking me if I wanted a blueberry graywarrior Dec 2012 #8
The only muffins there were mine! And they're not blueberry! ohiosmith Dec 2012 #9
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! graywarrior Dec 2012 #10
What a half assed operation! ohiosmith Dec 2012 #13
You bet your ass, it was. graywarrior Dec 2012 #15
Cheeky! ohiosmith Dec 2012 #17
You are "cracking" me up graywarrior Dec 2012 #19
And I'm the butt of your humor! ohiosmith Dec 2012 #20
Be glad I don't spank your whoopie cakes. graywarrior Dec 2012 #21
The hospital I go to is a teaching hospital, so sometimes there's a fairly large group... MiddleFingerMom Dec 2012 #14
I just made an ass of myself! ohiosmith Dec 2012 #18
I'll tell you what Kali told ME when I said one of my options was a heart replacement valve... MiddleFingerMom Dec 2012 #24
Hospitals have increasingly added checks of ids or barcode bracelets at nearly every turn... hlthe2b Dec 2012 #2
Sure they'd lie. edbermac Dec 2012 #5
People would lie if they were using someone else's insurance LynneSin Dec 2012 #6
to make sure you're old enough Enrique Dec 2012 #11
Ahhhh, fond memories of LSD and enema parties graywarrior Dec 2012 #16
10 bucks and I'll, um... you know... sit in for you if you have to repeat it. MiddleFingerMom Dec 2012 #12
I dunno, but pipi_k Dec 2012 #22
Its a $5000 procedure undeterred Dec 2012 #23
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