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Aristus

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8. I'm a balding, middle-aged white guy.

Wed Dec 12, 2012, 11:35 AM

Dec 2012

I should be able to snag any exotic beauty of any age and any culture without any trouble whatsoever. Right? Just like in the movies. Right?

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Things in movies I really really really want: [View all] dixiegrrrrl Dec 2012 OP

I can think of one thing immediately. Xyzse Dec 2012 #1

And everything you need to stop for is right along the way. Gidney N Cloyd Dec 2012 #2

oh.oh..oohh...and...and... dixiegrrrrl Dec 2012 #3

A refrigerator that can block gamma radiation. sarge43 Dec 2012 #4

Regarding the flying car, looks like to me at the very least the tires would go flat, with all that raccoon Dec 2012 #38

At least sarge43 Dec 2012 #49

I was promised a Mattel Hoverboard and a Mr. Fusion home nuclear reactor Denninmi Dec 2012 #5

I was going to say Grays. Sports. Almanac. . . . . HughBeaumont Dec 2012 #22

George Clooney or Daniel Craig HappyMe Dec 2012 #6

You win. Brigid Dec 2012 #7

Oh yeah blueamy66 Dec 2012 #9

LOL!!!!!!!! dixiegrrrrl Dec 2012 #10

yup. And Denzel lunatica Dec 2012 #13

Oh yes! HappyMe Dec 2012 #17

Idris Elba BainsBane Dec 2012 #32

oohhh..points for mentioning him!!!! dixiegrrrrl Dec 2012 #43

I'd skip Clooney and Craig too Skittles Dec 2012 #47

Fer shure.....nt Jade Fox Dec 2012 #48

I'm a balding, middle-aged white guy. Aristus Dec 2012 #8

Why the hell not? HappyMe Dec 2012 #11

Okay. Well, yes. Aristus Dec 2012 #18

and no matter where you are on the planet, dixiegrrrrl Dec 2012 #12

I cried like a baby when he lost Wilson lunatica Dec 2012 #15

I want one of those guns that never has to be loaded. Incitatus Dec 2012 #14

Saw a documentary about Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid TrogL Dec 2012 #26

Elevators that open as soon as you press the button lunatica Dec 2012 #16

And getting out of an elevator without someone trying to get in mowing you down first! nt raccoon Dec 2012 #39

My wants.... AnneD Dec 2012 #19

To see people belch, pick their noses and teeth, MicaelS Dec 2012 #20

2001 A Space Odysey had toilets TrogL Dec 2012 #27

There was one in a deleted scene in Galaxy Quest. sarge43 Dec 2012 #51

I want the magic makeup that you can sleep in dixiegrrrrl Dec 2012 #21

Don't forget HappyMe Dec 2012 #41

The ability to respond with clever, comedy-writer-worthy comebacks on a moment's notice. HughBeaumont Dec 2012 #23

Simple. Get 'The West Wing' and 'Sports Night' on DVD. Aristus Dec 2012 #25

A replicator and holodeck. sakabatou Dec 2012 #24

I want to be able to eat and drink anything I want . . . fleur-de-lisa Dec 2012 #28

An instant parking space FloridaJudy Dec 2012 #29

LOL..each episode would last a week dixiegrrrrl Dec 2012 #30

YES! That damned PARKING SPACE. annabanana Dec 2012 #35

No one ever has to poop or take a piss. graywarrior Dec 2012 #31

Bathrooms exist for crawling out of windows BainsBane Dec 2012 #34

Or for getting beat up. graywarrior Dec 2012 #36

Or menstruate sarge43 Dec 2012 #50

One of those super beautiful urban lofts BainsBane Dec 2012 #33

Things in movies I really really really want Lady Freedom Returns Dec 2012 #37

People have great sex with total strangers, majority of the time with no unpleasant consequences. nt raccoon Dec 2012 #40

There is no morning breath, or bad breath period, in romantic TwilightGardener Dec 2012 #42

Not even bed head. sarge43 Dec 2012 #52

to never work Skittles Dec 2012 #44

and yet, they never cleaned house, either. dixiegrrrrl Dec 2012 #45

OMG THAT TOO Skittles Dec 2012 #46

Tom Hank's houseboat in "Sleepless in Seattle". GoCubsGo Dec 2012 #53

A parking space right in front of wherever I'm going to. Mr.Bill Dec 2012 #54

I want the job where I can be hanging out as a customer at a bar midday, midweek OmahaBlueDog Dec 2012 #55