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26. If I knew I'd have snagged him for myself.

Reply to HipChick (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 11:30 PM

Dec 2012

Realistically, though, at my age I should be grateful for anybody with a pulse and no recent felony convictions.

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If I knew I'd have snagged him for myself. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2012 #26

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