"It's beginning to look a lot like... Umm, never mind!"

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. One of the first things that I photographed in Tucson was a main driveway leading in to a mall...

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... that was lined with thick palm trees all trimmed just like that (except the usual examples are
between 15 and 20 feet tall).
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They are hilarious -- and I wonder how many of the retirees out here are blissfully unaware of
their obvious phallic suggestiveness.
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Those are actually live palm leaves "spraying" out from the top (while the "heads" are the trimmed
ends of dead palm leaves), though I have to admit, while I've seen them decorated with lights,
I've never seen anything so definitively illuminating their true essence.
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Beavis and Butthead would never be able to stop laughing.
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(heh-heh heh-heh... he said "palm" tree.)
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