How does a middle-aged guy tell a pretty young store clerk that

[givemebackmycountry]

18. You need to elaborate. Did she smell like weed, or did she smell like she just smoked some weed?

Right now in my laundry room I have an old(er) microwave oven stored on a shelf.
Open the door to that old(er) microwave oven stored on a shelf and you will find about six Tupperware containers, each containing anywhere from a quarter to a oz of different kinds of weed.
One of those six Tupperware containers contains an oz of something called "OG Kush" and I can smell it in my kitchen right now.
Mind you, it's in a sealed Tupperware container inside a old(er) microwave oven that is stored on a shelf in my laundry room.
A few weeks ago, I made the mistake of doing a bong hit of this stuff and I woke up 10 minutes later on the dining room floor without having any idea how I got there.

If she's carrying a small amount of this stuff?
You could smell it across the room and I doubt she'd be working either...

Good post.
And funny too!