Things your parents accused you of that were not true. When I was in my early 20s

[Charlemagne]

3. Dealing drugs

My mom is a nurse and my dad was on like 445959584 forms of medication. So we had a bunch of those empty script bottles around the house. When I was little I used to use the empty ones as "ooze" containers when I would play ninja turtles. So the ended up in my old toy chest.

Fast forward 10 years and Im in high school. My mom cleans out my old toy chest and finds the empty bottles (that are 11-12 years old). The natural conclusion is to think that I am stealing pills and selling them at school. She called a secret meeting with my principal to ask if there was a drug problem. She then told him that if there was, I was the likely source.

She later confronted me about it. She said she believed it was true because I "have all that money laying around." I told her I had the money because I had a job at a grocery store.... ugh.

My mother also believed I was gay. Remember how people would say "that's so gay" when they didnt like something? Well my mom went into my store (the very grocery store that apparently was a front for the drug ring). When checking out she asked the bagger (a little younger than me) if he knew me. He said, "yeah that dude is gay." My mother thought he meant that I was a homosexual. So, of course, my mother called up secret meetings with my friends and my sisters friends to see if I was gay.

Ahhh mothers.