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quakerboy

(13,901 posts)
14. I can think of two
Tue Jan 10, 2012, 03:38 PM
Jan 2012

Generally, I had done everything I was accused of and more that was never discovered.

1)Becoming addicted to a painkiller. Specifically Tylenol. Not tylenol3 or anything, just OTC Tylenol. Acetaminophen, since we weren't the kinda people to buy brand name anything...

2) Doing some unknown thing to pester my sister. But I know it was not me. I was off at college, and had been for several months at the time. I had not been home to visit, nor even called home in well over a month. But I still got yelled at when my sister yelped. I maintain that this was representative of my entire childhood. I will cop to playing the annoying brother at times, but if anyone should have been protected it was me. That one has sharp boney elbows, I tell ya.

There was a third, maybe. I am genuinely not sure if I was guilty or not. I actually remember both doing and not doing the thing I was punished for.

True story....when I was 20, I moved into a house with my brother... PassingFair Jan 2012 #1
we have a baggie of catnip that came with a scratching post SCantiGOP Jan 2012 #32
When I was in grade 9-10 my parents constantly acused me of smoking cigarettes and pot, Joe Shlabotnik Jan 2012 #2
Dealing drugs Charlemagne Jan 2012 #3
They thought I was a tad slow zipplewrath Jan 2012 #4
No, I pretty much did all the things my parents accused me of mysuzuki2 Jan 2012 #5
Me too..... cliffordu Jan 2012 #6
My parents were afraid to ask. UnrepentantLiberal Jan 2012 #9
! Kali Jan 2012 #22
Other than getting interogated about a pill on the floor rufus dog Jan 2012 #23
Just about everything. geardaddy Jan 2012 #7
Dropping a Jolly Rancher bigwillq Jan 2012 #8
Using drugs bikebloke Jan 2012 #10
Skipping Sunday School to go to my friend's house to smoke and look at his dad's Playboys. ohiosmith Jan 2012 #11
Having sex with an older woman wyldwolf Jan 2012 #12
Having gonnorrhea FloridaJudy Jan 2012 #13
I can think of two quakerboy Jan 2012 #14
Two GREAT ones -- and both from MiddleFingerMomMom. MiddleFingerMom Jan 2012 #15
lol - i'm sorry but dana_b Jan 2012 #16
Oh I laughed about it with friends at the time. applegrove Jan 2012 #19
i loved to burn incense shanti Jan 2012 #17
My mother swore I did drugs LynneSin Jan 2012 #18
My parents went out of town, and my little sister Curmudgeoness Jan 2012 #20
When I was in high school HeiressofBickworth Jan 2012 #21
concerning birth order SCantiGOP Jan 2012 #33
Accusations had zero currency in our family. hunter Jan 2012 #24
My brother stole a flashlight from our neighbors house. Neoma Jan 2012 #25
When I was about 16 my parents quit accusing me. They did NOT want to know. They gave up accusing retread Jan 2012 #26
Duzy. trof Jan 2012 #29
not only did they think you were a drug dealer Enrique Jan 2012 #27
LOL! applegrove Jan 2012 #28
Being worthless. BiggJawn Jan 2012 #30
constantly accused of stealing Tallulah Jan 2012 #31
I was accused of melting crayons on the radiators... IcyPeas Jan 2012 #34
Funny you ask that... AnneD Jan 2012 #35
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