Things your parents accused you of that were not true. When I was in my early 20s

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. Two GREAT ones -- and both from MiddleFingerMomMom.

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When I was in highschool, she found my rolling machine, paper tubes w/filters and tobacco
and confronted me... demanding to know how long I had been smoking marijuana.
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I didn't start THAT until after highschool.
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Honest. No, REALLY!!!
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She was so relieved that it wasn't dope that she didn't give me any grief about smoking
cigarettes.
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When living in Pennsylvania and going to college, I moved frequently -- sometimes each
semester if I found a cheaper/better/more convenient place. I got a PO Box for continuity
of mail delivery AND... I had no use for a phone.
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MiddleFingerMomTim told me she eventually asked him (in hushed tones), "He keeps moving
and he's hard to get ahold of -- do you think he's on the lam?"
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MiddleFingerMomTim, when he told me, could not keep from laughing as he said, "She
actually said "on the lam"!!!!"
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