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HeiressofBickworth

(2,682 posts)
21. When I was in high school
Tue Jan 10, 2012, 10:45 PM
Jan 2012

I wanted to do a paper for my psychology class on the differences between children based on birth order. My mother found out and was convinced that I was having sex (I wasn't) and that I thought I was pregnant (hardly!). As much as I tried to convince her otherwise, she remained firm in that belief. She still thought so and brought it up when I was in my late 50's. The real reason I wanted to research that particular subject? I wanted to see if I could figure out why my mother was so much harder on me (the first-born) than on my brother or sister who were younger. My conclusion: she was bat-shit crazy and remained so the remainder of her life.

True story....when I was 20, I moved into a house with my brother... PassingFair Jan 2012 #1
we have a baggie of catnip that came with a scratching post SCantiGOP Jan 2012 #32
When I was in grade 9-10 my parents constantly acused me of smoking cigarettes and pot, Joe Shlabotnik Jan 2012 #2
Dealing drugs Charlemagne Jan 2012 #3
They thought I was a tad slow zipplewrath Jan 2012 #4
No, I pretty much did all the things my parents accused me of mysuzuki2 Jan 2012 #5
Me too..... cliffordu Jan 2012 #6
My parents were afraid to ask. UnrepentantLiberal Jan 2012 #9
! Kali Jan 2012 #22
Other than getting interogated about a pill on the floor rufus dog Jan 2012 #23
Just about everything. geardaddy Jan 2012 #7
Dropping a Jolly Rancher bigwillq Jan 2012 #8
Using drugs bikebloke Jan 2012 #10
Skipping Sunday School to go to my friend's house to smoke and look at his dad's Playboys. ohiosmith Jan 2012 #11
Having sex with an older woman wyldwolf Jan 2012 #12
Having gonnorrhea FloridaJudy Jan 2012 #13
I can think of two quakerboy Jan 2012 #14
Two GREAT ones -- and both from MiddleFingerMomMom. MiddleFingerMom Jan 2012 #15
lol - i'm sorry but dana_b Jan 2012 #16
Oh I laughed about it with friends at the time. applegrove Jan 2012 #19
i loved to burn incense shanti Jan 2012 #17
My mother swore I did drugs LynneSin Jan 2012 #18
My parents went out of town, and my little sister Curmudgeoness Jan 2012 #20
When I was in high school HeiressofBickworth Jan 2012 #21
concerning birth order SCantiGOP Jan 2012 #33
Accusations had zero currency in our family. hunter Jan 2012 #24
My brother stole a flashlight from our neighbors house. Neoma Jan 2012 #25
When I was about 16 my parents quit accusing me. They did NOT want to know. They gave up accusing retread Jan 2012 #26
Duzy. trof Jan 2012 #29
not only did they think you were a drug dealer Enrique Jan 2012 #27
LOL! applegrove Jan 2012 #28
Being worthless. BiggJawn Jan 2012 #30
constantly accused of stealing Tallulah Jan 2012 #31
I was accused of melting crayons on the radiators... IcyPeas Jan 2012 #34
Funny you ask that... AnneD Jan 2012 #35
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