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eridani

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12. Makin' Wookies?

Reply to edbermac (Reply #7)

Wed Jan 11, 2012, 11:08 PM

Jan 2012

A spaceport bar on Tatooine
She got a job as a libertine
They didn't warn her
Did not inform her
'Bout makin' Wookies

Anatomy can vary
Humans have only one
Then when she saw Big Hairy's
It really doubled her fun

She feels so silly that she indulged
Now that her belly's begun to bulge
So planet lubbers
Use double rubbers
When makin' Wookies

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Actual headline: "I lost my virginity twice: Woman, 27, reveals she has TWO VAGINAS" [View all] WilliamPitt Jan 2012 OP

I KNEW this was the Daily Mail MorningGlow Jan 2012 #1

Wasn't this a Honey Hooker character? HughBeaumont Jan 2012 #2

Depends on what virginity actually means Duer 157099 Jan 2012 #3

it's definitely an ice-breaker at parties... progressoid Jan 2012 #4

Female version of Stacy Brown? hobbit709 Jan 2012 #5

good grief! JitterbugPerfume Jan 2012 #6

So what if she first had sex with a guy with two penises? edbermac Jan 2012 #7

I think that would count as WilliamPitt Jan 2012 #8

Makin' Wookies? eridani Jan 2012 #12

"...it's definitely an ice-breaker at parties" No kidding. And a conversation stopper no doubt. yellowcanine Jan 2012 #9

Coochie-coochie? originalpckelly Jan 2012 #10

That wins one internets (over 40 edition) wysimdnwyg Jan 2012 #22

I can hear it now: originalpckelly Jan 2012 #11

If she gets pregnant, she has to be careful not to get pregnant on the other side treestar Jan 2012 #13

When I was a kid there was a story about a woman who had two children a month apart csziggy Jan 2012 #16

Fortunate for this girl that she knows! treestar Jan 2012 #26

I bet she will be miserable when perimenopause and real menopause start! csziggy Jan 2012 #28

For that and other reasons surgical modification is usually recommended. Gormy Cuss Jan 2012 #35

is this about that old James Bond villain? Enrique Jan 2012 #14

Putting in her photo was a nice touch. rug Jan 2012 #15

Would this mean (possibly) that she absorbed a twin in utero? nomorenomore08 Jan 2012 #17

no, it's a malfomation Maine-ah Jan 2012 #21

Why is the old Doublemint� gum jingle playing in my head now? MilesColtrane Jan 2012 #18

LMAO geardaddy Jan 2012 #25

You know... Rex Jan 2012 #19

She needs to meet our rabbit - one penis, two vaginas, and I'm not shitting you. HopeHoops Jan 2012 #20

On the other hand, he/she never has to leave the hutch! Bake Jan 2012 #23

Nah. He's a bit of a freak of nature in more ways than one. HopeHoops Jan 2012 #24

And now for something completely different treestar Jan 2012 #27

did the general public need to know this?? Blue_Tires Jan 2012 #29

I couldn't date her. I would worry about not being man enough. Bucky Jan 2012 #30

When I worked in healthcare, a coworker told me about someone who had four. BlueIris Jan 2012 #31

Was her boyfriend cheating with the other one? jberryhill Jan 2012 #32

It's not cheating as long as the other guy uses the other vagina. . . nt Codeine Jan 2012 #33

No, sweety Charlemagne Jan 2012 #34

lol Broderick Jan 2012 #36