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JustABozoOnThisBus

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2. Those questions can determine if you're a replicant.
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 02:30 PM
Feb 2013

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

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Get a copy of the entire test, and rewrite it. kentauros Feb 2013 #1
John is the HappyMe Feb 2013 #3
They wouldn't let me take it out of the building... Ron Obvious Feb 2013 #5
Those questions can determine if you're a replicant. JustABozoOnThisBus Feb 2013 #2
Those interviews don't end well Duer 157099 Feb 2013 #6
My favourite film! Ron Obvious Feb 2013 #7
OK so if it were me... pipi_k Feb 2013 #4
Who knows what they're testing for.. Ron Obvious Feb 2013 #10
I hate those fucking things too WhoIsNumberNone Feb 2013 #8
I wonder what would happen if you answered them randomly? alarimer Feb 2013 #9
I answered the questions honestly and they STILL hired me graywarrior Feb 2013 #11
You wild beast! davidpdx Feb 2013 #23
If you answered them honestly they wouldn't hire you for being too honest lunatica Feb 2013 #12
Mary should have just Shankapotomus Feb 2013 #13
+1 7wo7rees Feb 2013 #14
I knew I could count Shankapotomus Feb 2013 #16
That's what we're here for. 7wo7rees Feb 2013 #19
I like that idea! Ron Obvious Feb 2013 #17
i would turn to a life of crime datasuspect Feb 2013 #15
A lot of pre-employment hoops are just bizarre. Liberal Veteran Feb 2013 #18
Outdated midwest irish Feb 2013 #20
I think mine was outdated too Ron Obvious Feb 2013 #21
Penny was asked to make five bees in change for a person wanting to take the ferry to Morganville. Liberal Veteran Feb 2013 #22
K&R Jasana Feb 2013 #24
I failed my ethics/personality test the last time I had to take one Nikia Feb 2013 #25
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