I detest pre-employment personality tests...

[pipi_k]

4. OK so if it were me...

I probably wouldn't get the job for being a smartass, but I'm not so sure I'd want to work for a bunch of idiots who would ask something like this anyway:

"In previous jobs I had trouble coming to work on time, but that problem is behind me now". Agree or disagree?

Because here what I would do...

I would cross out everything after the word "time" and then circle "disagree".

I never had a problem getting to work on time, so why would I make it look like I did, no matter which choice I made.

The question about Ralph and his single beer with lunch and then having to drive his employer's truck later in the evening...If he's not driving his employer's truck during lunch, he's not being irresponsible. And I would write that in.

Yes/no questions piss me off.

At that point I wouldn't care if I got the job or not, but who knows...maybe that's the type of response they're looking for. Maybe they're looking for someone to challenge stupid test questions...