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116. I took a SMU football program

Tue Feb 26, 2013, 08:07 PM

Feb 2013

from a 1-star program into a Fiesta Bowl victory over Nebraka the same year my speedy running back (that I used almost exclusively as he led my team in receptions) won the Heisman trophy. Then went to coach Arizona State and turned them into a dynasty w/ 2 or 3 more Heisman trophy running backs and maybe 3 national championships w/ the third one won so easily I got bored.

I then left my powerhouse program to coach Colorado State (something that would shock the entire world) for a challenge and to keep my interest. I couldn't fulfill my goal as being the top non-AQ school to win the national championship (Fresno State was the first non-AQ team to be on of the two teams to play for a NC but didn't win) I did win a Heisman trophy for the first time ever w/ a receiver who was my first recruit at CSU and won the trophy his senior season.

I did all this on "Heisman level" difficulty setting on NCAA Football 09. Speed was a huge advantage over other teams making kickoff and punt returns too easy against inferior teams and why it was so easy to win Heisman trophies w/ running backs, especially since my teams always lead the NCAA in rushing attempts.

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