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King_Klonopin

(1,385 posts)
27. I'm an expert on this subject
Fri Mar 8, 2013, 05:15 AM
Mar 2013

based on experience (lots) I know certain truths about beer:

1) Once you refrigerate it, you can't let it get warm and
then RE-refrigerate it. That will result in skunky beer
(because of the yeast, as you pointed out.) Beer is supposed to
be kept at 55 degrees, not ice cold. Most mass produced beers
are pasteurized (i.e. heated to high temp) before shipping.

2) Beer that comes in clear bottles (or semi-clear, such as pale green)
will taste a tad funky (like Heineken), slimy (like Miller) or downright
disgusting (like Heffenreffer, the king of skunky malt beverages ...
I know, it's malt liquor, but the same principle applies.) I hated Miller;
it tasted like 50% beer and 50% saliva --yukkk.

3) If your intended goal is to get shitfaced, then the taste doesn't
really matter that much. If you took the alcohol out of scotch,
you couldn't sell a 55 gallon drum full of the stuff for more than 50 cents.

I once drank a 12-pack of warm, Old Milwaukee beers back in my
college days. "Skunky" would have been an improvement over "an Old
Sweaty Sneaker" flavor.

Drink up, Shriners !!!!!!

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Heineken skunk explained [View all] HarveyDarkey Mar 2013 OP
My hatred of green bottled beer (skunk piss) goes back to rolling rock in my grad school days.. NRaleighLiberal Mar 2013 #1
I'm not a beer drinker, but when I used to occasionally drink beer, valerief Mar 2013 #2
No, that wasn't from green glass... pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #3
I gotta learn how to read!!!! valerief Mar 2013 #7
the pine is from a very hoppy beer - Anchor Liberty is amazingly piney. NRaleighLiberal Mar 2013 #4
Ah, I hate cilantro, too. nt valerief Mar 2013 #6
Alba Scots Pine Ale Mutatis Mutandis Mar 2013 #16
wow - that's a new one for me....will have to seek it out. NRaleighLiberal Mar 2013 #17
from here in Sweden, Närke Kaggen Stormaktsporter from Örebro. Öl är Konst! – Beer is Art! Mutatis Mutandis Mar 2013 #18
yes, that's on my list...we tend to go exclusively stout/porter these days! NRaleighLiberal Mar 2013 #20
I've wanted to try that, but could never find it HarveyDarkey Mar 2013 #19
Fraoch is excellent Mutatis Mutandis Mar 2013 #21
I love the Kelpie ale, made from seaweed. BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2013 #25
I've never had that, or even heard of it HarveyDarkey Mar 2013 #26
Some hop varietals add a piney note to beers HarveyDarkey Mar 2013 #8
Thanks, but pine taste is blechy. nt valerief Mar 2013 #12
The I'd guess that you would hate SeattleVet Mar 2013 #15
Yep. Gimme a bourbon any day. nt valerief Mar 2013 #23
You're doing it wrong. OnyxCollie Mar 2013 #13
Heineken in a can ??? Purplehazed Mar 2013 #5
Heineken in Holland comes in brown bottles SwissTony Mar 2013 #9
Heineken is also skunky because it's mishandled jmowreader Mar 2013 #10
They should re-name their U.S. product 'Hiney-kin' pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #11
I'm an expert on this subject King_Klonopin Mar 2013 #27
I've Been Drinking Heineken For So Many Years, I Like The Skunkiness. Paladin Mar 2013 #14
Me too - Heineken for years. tosh Mar 2013 #24
Sorry. I couldn't read that. Skunk beer sucks. Let me repeat that. Skunk beer sucks. talkingmime Mar 2013 #22
Hundreds of pallets of Schlitz sat in the sun for months at Cam Ranh Bay DemoTex Mar 2013 #28
Yea, sulphurdunn Mar 2013 #35
Good times, bro! pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #37
One of our tricks sulphurdunn Mar 2013 #38
I am surprised you all don't know this! Taverner Mar 2013 #29
The only Tripel Karmeliet I've ever had was a brown bottle HarveyDarkey Mar 2013 #30
Lucky dog - how was it? Taverner Mar 2013 #31
My review of it HarveyDarkey Mar 2013 #32
I'm drinking a Heineken sulphurdunn Mar 2013 #33
Carta Blanca is quite good for the price. Much better than the grossly overrated Corona. nomorenomore08 Mar 2013 #39
Modelo is my favorite in that bracket, but I'll take a CB over Corona any day. bluesbassman Mar 2013 #40
Modelo and Negra Modelo are both tasty, especially the latter. nomorenomore08 Mar 2013 #43
I prefer Bohemia or Pacifico for Mexican beers. Yavapai Mar 2013 #44
Gotta show this thread to my Mom. She considers herself to be a beer connoisseur - Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2013 #34
I'm a beer snob, I'll admit it HarveyDarkey Mar 2013 #36
What about this project? Spitfire of ATJ Mar 2013 #41
I like this one too HarveyDarkey Mar 2013 #42
Maybe Santa would leave a new liver under that tree. Yavapai Mar 2013 #45
I like the midwestern houses outside... Spitfire of ATJ Mar 2013 #47
Brown bottles maintain the true flavor of the brew, and that is what I always prefer. Zorra Mar 2013 #46
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