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[eridani]

13. Love the Fat Freddy's Cat pic!

I'm Fat Freddy's Cat
And I'm mean and tough
And I take no guff
When I strut my stuff.

I'm so ornery
And so full of piss
If I don't like your looks
I'll hit you with THIS!!

If you see me coming
Better step aside
A lot of cats wouldn't
And a lot of cats couldn't
Hand a lickin' to a chicken
Or a razzing to a rat
After they finished messing around
With Fat Freddy's Cat!

Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
I'm Fat Freddy's Cat and I ain't no kitty.

Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
Don't embarrass me in the middle of the city!

Heeere kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
I can make it rough on you if you're gonna act shitty.

I'll track your records up with my paws
And I'll pop your waterbed with my claws
I'll shed more fur every time you sweep
And I'll sit on your face when you're asleep.
I'll shit in your shoe and I'll pee in your hat
And I'll spray the whole house with 'essence of cat.'

Do ya wanna eat some Crunchies?
(Do you wanna buy a duck?)

Come on kitty! Eat some Crunchies?
Come on Freddy, let's eat!