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20. So did your customer

Wed Mar 20, 2013, 02:58 PM

Mar 2013

for whom you were slicing say "Hey, you can't fool me! I see your thumb on the scale!!"?

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I once cut my thumb on a rotary slicer [View all] Orrex Mar 2013 OP

You seem to be accident prone Orrex. What's up with that? In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #1

It was the slicer's fault. Orrex Mar 2013 #2

Yep. The stuff I did when I was young still amazes me. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #3

Wait... Is this one of those "does your face hurt?" jokes? Orrex Mar 2013 #6

No. I am/was not joking on your thread. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #10

All I have are non-essential oils. Orrex Mar 2013 #12

Oil of Lavender will stop bleeding and the pain. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #13

Interesting! Orrex Mar 2013 #14

While you are there buy: Bach Rescue Remedy. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #15

More blood vessels. Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #4

Spare me your hocus pocus! Orrex Mar 2013 #5

Hey, look on the bright side... Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #7

That's ridiculous Orrex Mar 2013 #8

Oh! Too bad... Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #9

And you can slice your cheek into such thin, delicious portions! Orrex Mar 2013 #11

sauteed in a bit butter... Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #17

It doesn't make sense siligut Mar 2013 #16

And I bet this is why those alum pencils are such skeptics siligut Mar 2013 #18

Super glue. cliffordu Mar 2013 #23

Capillaries. Soak a tissue in really cold water and apply it. It helps. talkingmime Mar 2013 #19

So did your customer tonekat Mar 2013 #20

Nice post, Fonebone. Orrex Mar 2013 #21

When I cut myself shaving ......... olddots Mar 2013 #22

Because you're not shaving with the rotary slicer. Dr. Strange Mar 2013 #24

Styptic pencils are f-u-n, so much I went electric shaver! benld74 Mar 2013 #25