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5. Electricity is really mysterious because God does it.

Tue Jan 17, 2012, 03:35 PM

Jan 2012

But don't worry, just stick this fork in that electrical outlet and God will show you the mysterious electricity.

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Electricity is a mystery! [View all] redqueen Jan 2012 OP

E-FUCKING-GADS! HopeHoops Jan 2012 #1

That kind of stupid should be excruciatingly painful hobbit709 Jan 2012 #2

Yechhh. geardaddy Jan 2012 #3

Maybe ICP can give their idiot juggalos a new song snooper2 Jan 2012 #4

Electricity is really mysterious because God does it. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2012 #5

Electricity was named after this hot woman named Amber. hunter Jan 2012 #7

! MilesColtrane Jan 2012 #8

sigh, I seem to be using Tommy Lee Jones more and more charlie and algernon Jan 2012 #9

Um....... Taverner Jan 2012 #10

LOL, reminds me of the James Thurber piece klook Jan 2012 #12

My ex-mother-in-law thought the reason her refrigerator wasn't working The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2012 #13

Well, of course that's perfectly plausible klook Jan 2012 #14

Maybe KO could read that. sakabatou Jan 2012 #17

It's not a mystery, ITS FROM THE DEVIL!!!!1!1!! stevenleser Jan 2012 #15

Seriously, how do these people remember to breathe? Dead_Parrot Jan 2012 #16

To these idiot: Lightning. sakabatou Jan 2012 #18