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Lasher

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46. Jesus, don't you think he could've found a smaller gun?

Tue Jan 17, 2012, 10:15 PM

Jan 2012

Think he practiced by shoving watermelons up his ass? Wonder what would have happened if he'd farted? Would bullets have shot out his ass? Don't point that thing at me!

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Man hides 10'' gun in rectum. [View all] ohiosmith Jan 2012 OP

Wow, and I thought "Fusili Jerry" would hurt. Denninmi Jan 2012 #1

... geardaddy Jan 2012 #6

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #9

I'm Cosmo Kramer..........The Ass Man!!! Initech Jan 2012 #30

heh. Gidney N Cloyd Jan 2012 #51

Bet he had to use a gallon of Santorum to do that. OffWithTheirHeads Jan 2012 #2

Minimum! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #12

Okay, I about fell out of my chair over that one Aerows Jan 2012 #43

I don't know how this is even possible- LeftinOH Jan 2012 #3

Me neither. sakabatou Jan 2012 #5

IBTL geardaddy Jan 2012 #4

"Did I remember to leave the safety on?" MrCoffee Jan 2012 #7

Unfortunately, revolvers generally do not have safeties. mysuzuki2 Jan 2012 #50

Rectum, hell! It damn near killed him! Arkansas Granny Jan 2012 #8

Literally in this case! Initech Jan 2012 #11

They can have my gun when they pry it from the inside of my ass! Initech Jan 2012 #10

"Cold dead ass" ohiosmith Jan 2012 #19

Ewwwwweeeeeweeewww. Neoma Jan 2012 #13

Don't be so judgmental. ohiosmith Jan 2012 #21

well thats it . body cavity searches at the airport leftyohiolib Jan 2012 #14

Ouch! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #24

Happiness is a warm gun... KamaAina Jan 2012 #15

98.6 degrees. ohiosmith Jan 2012 #26

No, that's the oral temperature KamaAina Jan 2012 #27

The shit you learn here! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #32

Gives a whole new meaning to concealed carry.... TheMightyFavog Jan 2012 #16

"Draw, pardner!" The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2012 #17

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #28

To nearly quote Mae West intaglio Jan 2012 #18

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #31

Believe me, you don't want to know where he hid the bullets. MilesColtrane Jan 2012 #20

Where? ohiosmith Jan 2012 #37

Let's just hope that police station has a kevlar urinal. MilesColtrane Jan 2012 #58

This story smells siligut Jan 2012 #22

So does the gun. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2012 #23

Leave it to you to get a double entendre siligut Jan 2012 #25

Bwahahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #38

That was my thought when this was first posted in the Guns forum petronius Jan 2012 #33

Power bottom bigwillq Jan 2012 #29

That hammer spur can't have felt comfy... BiggJawn Jan 2012 #34

"Let me tell you something, pendejo. deucemagnet Jan 2012 #35

Think he is a "crack shot?" Behind the Aegis Jan 2012 #36

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #41

"even required that he "squat and cough" to see if he held any contraband, but nothing turned up" yellowcanine Jan 2012 #39

A gun has a butt. Why can't a butt have a gun? n/t dimbear Jan 2012 #40

Winner! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #42

I heard that it almost wrecked him! pokerfan Jan 2012 #44

Is that possible? I mean how did he walk? Justice wanted Jan 2012 #45

Like he had a pant's load. ohiosmith Jan 2012 #48

There is a reason the other prisoners called him Shuffling Mike. yellowcanine Jan 2012 #49

Jesus, don't you think he could've found a smaller gun? Lasher Jan 2012 #46

I'm going to the DU Lounge. Turbineguy Jan 2012 #47

If you can think of a better way to shoot the shit, I'd like to hear it. Orrex Jan 2012 #52

Bwahahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #53

Proof that any asshole can get a gun these days Orrex Jan 2012 #54

Hi Oooo! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #55

Feel sorry for the poor tech who had to "test fire" it... BiggJawn Jan 2012 #56

By the way, is his CCL up to date? Orrex Jan 2012 #57

How does that even work? TheCruces Jan 2012 #59