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56. Feel sorry for the poor tech who had to "test fire" it...

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Wed Jan 18, 2012, 12:03 AM

Jan 2012

"Where'd they find this gun, McGee?"
"Um, up the suspect's ass, Abby..."

"GIBBS!!!!"

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Man hides 10'' gun in rectum. [View all] ohiosmith Jan 2012 OP

Wow, and I thought "Fusili Jerry" would hurt. Denninmi Jan 2012 #1

... geardaddy Jan 2012 #6

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #9

I'm Cosmo Kramer..........The Ass Man!!! Initech Jan 2012 #30

heh. Gidney N Cloyd Jan 2012 #51

Bet he had to use a gallon of Santorum to do that. OffWithTheirHeads Jan 2012 #2

Minimum! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #12

Okay, I about fell out of my chair over that one Aerows Jan 2012 #43

I don't know how this is even possible- LeftinOH Jan 2012 #3

Me neither. sakabatou Jan 2012 #5

IBTL geardaddy Jan 2012 #4

"Did I remember to leave the safety on?" MrCoffee Jan 2012 #7

Unfortunately, revolvers generally do not have safeties. mysuzuki2 Jan 2012 #50

Rectum, hell! It damn near killed him! Arkansas Granny Jan 2012 #8

Literally in this case! Initech Jan 2012 #11

They can have my gun when they pry it from the inside of my ass! Initech Jan 2012 #10

"Cold dead ass" ohiosmith Jan 2012 #19

Ewwwwweeeeeweeewww. Neoma Jan 2012 #13

Don't be so judgmental. ohiosmith Jan 2012 #21

well thats it . body cavity searches at the airport leftyohiolib Jan 2012 #14

Ouch! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #24

Happiness is a warm gun... KamaAina Jan 2012 #15

98.6 degrees. ohiosmith Jan 2012 #26

No, that's the oral temperature KamaAina Jan 2012 #27

The shit you learn here! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #32

Gives a whole new meaning to concealed carry.... TheMightyFavog Jan 2012 #16

"Draw, pardner!" The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2012 #17

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #28

To nearly quote Mae West intaglio Jan 2012 #18

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #31

Believe me, you don't want to know where he hid the bullets. MilesColtrane Jan 2012 #20

Where? ohiosmith Jan 2012 #37

Let's just hope that police station has a kevlar urinal. MilesColtrane Jan 2012 #58

This story smells siligut Jan 2012 #22

So does the gun. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2012 #23

Leave it to you to get a double entendre siligut Jan 2012 #25

Bwahahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #38

That was my thought when this was first posted in the Guns forum petronius Jan 2012 #33

Power bottom bigwillq Jan 2012 #29

That hammer spur can't have felt comfy... BiggJawn Jan 2012 #34

"Let me tell you something, pendejo. deucemagnet Jan 2012 #35

Think he is a "crack shot?" Behind the Aegis Jan 2012 #36

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #41

"even required that he "squat and cough" to see if he held any contraband, but nothing turned up" yellowcanine Jan 2012 #39

A gun has a butt. Why can't a butt have a gun? n/t dimbear Jan 2012 #40

Winner! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #42

I heard that it almost wrecked him! pokerfan Jan 2012 #44

Is that possible? I mean how did he walk? Justice wanted Jan 2012 #45

Like he had a pant's load. ohiosmith Jan 2012 #48

There is a reason the other prisoners called him Shuffling Mike. yellowcanine Jan 2012 #49

Jesus, don't you think he could've found a smaller gun? Lasher Jan 2012 #46

I'm going to the DU Lounge. Turbineguy Jan 2012 #47

If you can think of a better way to shoot the shit, I'd like to hear it. Orrex Jan 2012 #52

Bwahahahaha! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #53

Proof that any asshole can get a gun these days Orrex Jan 2012 #54

Hi Oooo! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #55

Feel sorry for the poor tech who had to "test fire" it... BiggJawn Jan 2012 #56

By the way, is his CCL up to date? Orrex Jan 2012 #57

How does that even work? TheCruces Jan 2012 #59