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The Velveteen Ocelot

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19. May you go to an important meeting at work

Tue Apr 9, 2013, 06:23 PM

Apr 2013

where you have to do most of the talking, and there's a huge booger hanging out of your nose but you don't know it's there, and everybody is getting grossed out and can't stand to look at you, and you can't figure out why everybody is behaving so oddly, so you think your presentation has bombed, which it did, but only because everybody was thinking about your booger and not listening to you.

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Went to the Emergency Room last night, send me your curse!! [View all] grantcart Apr 2013 OP

Oh, grantcart LiberalEsto Apr 2013 #1

Well, OK...... Wounded Bear Apr 2013 #2

strep is bacteria Kali Apr 2013 #3

should have said my strep went viral grantcart Apr 2013 #11

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hmmm hibbing Apr 2013 #7

grantcart - cliffordu Apr 2013 #8

OK. On Cliffordu's next visit to the tattoo parlor... NYC_SKP Apr 2013 #9

We discussed this already cliffordu Apr 2013 #12

Well hell, it was your body, your choice. NYC_SKP Apr 2013 #13

YOU take all the FUN out of EVERYTHING!!! cliffordu Apr 2013 #16

see that makes me feel better on so many levels. grantcart Apr 2013 #14

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Ok this is the best I got nadine_mn Apr 2013 #17

yeah but strangely, it makes you feel better grantcart Apr 2013 #18

May you go to an important meeting at work The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2013 #19

winner hehe n/t hibbing Apr 2013 #20

PENICILLIN! elleng Apr 2013 #21

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Testify! MannyGoldstein Apr 2013 #24