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MrScorpio

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20. If we outlaw beavers, then only outlaws will have beavers.

Reply to edbermac (Original post)

Thu Apr 11, 2013, 11:18 PM

Apr 2013

Have beaver, will travel.

They can have my beaver when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Beavers don't kill people…

Oh, fuck it. Yes, they do.

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Man killed by beaver. [View all] edbermac Apr 2013 OP

SAVE AN ANGLER CrazyOrangeCat Apr 2013 #1

How does one prepare a beaver to be eaten. In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #3

SLOWLY CrazyOrangeCat Apr 2013 #5

Carefully. In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #8

marinate in juices rurallib Apr 2013 #32

always In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #35

first you pull the skin back........ lastlib Apr 2013 #15

. In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #19

Maybe you can ask Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies Art_from_Ark Apr 2013 #21

I am so pleased that everyone is so interested in helping me with my beaver In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #22

Tastefully. JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2013 #28

Congratulations on your new job! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #29

Thanks. It's something I was seeking. JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2013 #31

Does farm raised beaver taste different from wild beaver? Kennah Apr 2013 #33

ALL BEAVERS ARE WILD CrazyOrangeCat Apr 2013 #37

Excellent point. I suppose I should really ask ... Kennah Apr 2013 #38

MORE RESEARCH IS REQUIRED BEFORE WE KNOW FOR SURE. CrazyOrangeCat Apr 2013 #39

Wow! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #2

Honey Beaver don't give a fuck. nt rrneck Apr 2013 #4

One more reason to arm bears. bluedigger Apr 2013 #6

Naw I'll get in trouble olddots Apr 2013 #7

Your Subject line gave me the most interesting visual I've had in a while. Thank you!!! MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 #9

That man could have been saved if someone had bothered to give him a camera Baitball Blogger Apr 2013 #10

I wonder if his last thoughts were NewJeffCT Apr 2013 #26

No jokes here. clam happy Apr 2013 #11

Snapping turtles are also dangerous, I've heard. undeterred Apr 2013 #12

You're darn-tootin' right they are!! lastlib Apr 2013 #17

Must... not... make... sexu... Arctic Dave Apr 2013 #13

In terms of wild animals, it's not predators that kill most people stevenleser Apr 2013 #14

what a way to go!! lastlib Apr 2013 #16

Leave it to beaver Generic Brad Apr 2013 #18

If we outlaw beavers, then only outlaws will have beavers. MrScorpio Apr 2013 #20

You forgot one Bucky Apr 2013 #30

Cute little fella. Even if he did sever a guy's femoral artery. nomorenomore08 Apr 2013 #23

Paparazzi, take note! lastlib Apr 2013 #24

Indeed! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #25

That's one aggressive beaver. RiffRandell Apr 2013 #27

Something of a "Man Bites Beaver" headline Kennah Apr 2013 #34

Nice beaver! krispos42 Apr 2013 #36