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2theleft

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15. Worst one ever...

Reply to datasuspect (Original post)

Sat Apr 20, 2013, 12:26 AM

Apr 2013

At a local bar. Guy walks up and asks me "are those moon jeans you are wearing?" i was very confused...so said, "excuse me?"...the response... "those have to be moon jeans you are wearing because your ass is out of this world".

Um...Really? I seriously wonder if that line ever worked with him on ANYONE. My friends burst out laughing and basically slinked off.

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best pick up lines [View all] datasuspect Apr 2013 OP

So: You're still a virgin, are ya? cliffordu Apr 2013 #1

That is the "best/worst" that I have ever heard!! :) patricia92243 Apr 2013 #38

"Is this your first time here?" bluedigger Apr 2013 #2

ask a woman her name datasuspect Apr 2013 #3

I wouldn't know where to start (outta practice) DFW Apr 2013 #4

Aww! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #23

I selfishly hope I never have to find out DFW Apr 2013 #24

At our age ... Honesty, sincerity, mild flattery goes a long long way. In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #25

I never made it to the dating meat market DFW Apr 2013 #37

Hi: I'm a Democrat who believes in equality for all genders and races. BlueJazz Apr 2013 #5

"Hi." Aristus Apr 2013 #6

It can be just that simple! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #7

The eyes are always a safe place to look. Aristus Apr 2013 #8

Exactly... looking someone in the eyes... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #9

Most of a woman's sexiest qualities are above the neck, anyway. Aristus Apr 2013 #10

Harlan Ellison and you Aristus, are both very appealing men! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #11

Harlan Ellison: yes and no. Aristus Apr 2013 #14

And a dedicated PA, and a man who says HI, and looks a woman in the eyes.... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #17

I have. It was amazing. Aristus Apr 2013 #18

It's been said that one can determine a person's character Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #21

Well, until a few years ago, I didn't think I'd ever done anything worth writing down. Aristus Apr 2013 #30

I think a book about your experiences working with the homeless... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #31

Thank you. Aristus Apr 2013 #32

Not in so few words...but I have. Chan790 Apr 2013 #26

That second one used to creep me the hell out whenI was an underaged waitress. nolabear Apr 2013 #12

In my young and single days, my buddies and I felt it was rude to hit on someone who's working. Mister Ed Apr 2013 #39

Eye-flirt with a girl for a while. Xyzse Apr 2013 #13

Worst one ever... 2theleft Apr 2013 #15

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? kwassa Apr 2013 #16

A GIRL used that exact line on me when I lived in SanDee ConcernedCanuk Apr 2013 #29

Well this Aries was picked up by her Virgo with... Lady Freedom Returns Apr 2013 #19

This one never worked for me olddots Apr 2013 #20

I've heard this one more than once. No In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #22

Hi, I think you are really cute, but your shoes are fantastic! Can you tell me a little about them? MrYikes Apr 2013 #27

God must have opened the gates to heaven, one of his angels has escaped siligut Apr 2013 #28

Want to exchange names, telephone numbers, bodily fluids? SwissTony Apr 2013 #33

Never really used lines! I found the best way to meet women was to be with women. ohiosmith Apr 2013 #34

I just realized I hate pick up lines. Neoma Apr 2013 #35

Well, I've heard that women like a man with a sense of humor, and..... lastlib Apr 2013 #36

It wans't meant as a pick-up line, but... Mister Ed Apr 2013 #40