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MiddleFingerMom

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6. My "The One That Got Away" claimed that she simply NEVER farted and in the...

Reply to HeiressofBickworth (Reply #5)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 05:10 PM

Apr 2013

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... five or six years that we were together, she never did.
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Except...
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... for once during very energetic and acrobatic sex, she let out a little but very definite one.
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In a rushed voice, hilariously full of a sort of panic, she blurted out... "THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!!!!!!!!"
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I laughed so hard and so long that it's amazing that I didn't erupt with a machine-gun volley
of my own.
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By the second date, some say (OK, MANY say) MFM has grown MUCH too comfortable about it. [View all] MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 OP

LOL! LeftofObama Apr 2013 #1

Hahahahaaa!!! CrazyOrangeCat Apr 2013 #2

Dude! You are a force of nature! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #3

I thought that was when you knew you had a keeper ... zbdent Apr 2013 #4

You clearly weren't acquainted with my second husband HeiressofBickworth Apr 2013 #5

My "The One That Got Away" claimed that she simply NEVER farted and in the... MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 #6