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55. No! But it keeps things interesting!

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #54)

Sat May 4, 2013, 03:39 PM

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So,...a sex starved freak is camped out on my door step! What should I do? Should I call someone? [View all] ohiosmith May 2013 OP

wife lock you out again, .... seabeyond May 2013 #1

Hilarious! Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #3

he could try knocking on the door ... Tuesday Afternoon May 2013 #4

That is funny Loryn May 2013 #5

I was going to say that ohiosmith needed to get off the door step ... zbdent May 2013 #7

NO! Yes! Okay, seabeyond rules! ohiosmith May 2013 #9

A locksmith will help you get back inside. Ptah May 2013 #2

or, he could use the Fred Flintstone method -- Tuesday Afternoon May 2013 #6

Hahahaha! ohiosmith May 2013 #18

Here's a helmet and some shoulder pads...looks like you're going to need them... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #8

Umph! ohiosmith May 2013 #19

You are a good sport ohiosmith,.... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #27

Another vicious rumor! My reputation is shot! ohiosmith May 2013 #28

To which vicious rumor do you refer? Are you not a good sport,........... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #29

No bad ever came of being good! ohiosmith May 2013 #30

An excellent philosophy,... one by which to live! Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #31

I try my best,....er worst,..... ohiosmith May 2013 #32

Yes! The picture of your best worst is,...... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #33

I thought those negatives were destroyed! ohiosmith May 2013 #34

The negotiations failed to reach a reasonable settlement! Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #35

Okay then! I guess I'm gonna be the next Calvin Klein ohiosmith May 2013 #36

OMG! Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #37

I thought everyone knew! ohiosmith May 2013 #38

I shall have to pay better attention to these,.....details! What others have I missed? Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #39

That's hard to say! Perhaps you would like a copy of,....... ohiosmith May 2013 #40

I am not certain that is adequate 'consideration' for the negatives! Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #41

The illustrations are pop-ups! ohiosmith May 2013 #42

Perhaps if they are,........... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #43

That's the deluxe edition! I personally autograph all copies. ohiosmith May 2013 #44

Autographed,.... thereby increasing the resale value! Excellent! Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #46

Perhaps,....if great care is taken during handling! ohiosmith May 2013 #51

I always carefully handle my,.....books and their illustrations! Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #52

Diana? ohiosmith May 2013 #53

Must you always be so,.......... indiscreet? Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #54

No! But it keeps things interesting! ohiosmith May 2013 #55

Particularly as I have a strange sense of 'indiscretion'.... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #56

Pop-ups are my life! ohiosmith May 2013 #58

For a vocation, yours is quite,.........stimulating! Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #60

It shows eh? ohiosmith May 2013 #61

Of course! That level of, shall I say,......enthusiasm Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #62

More of an angle! ohiosmith May 2013 #63

An angle is it? Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #64

Right angle best describes it! ohiosmith May 2013 #67

Couldn't they have, just as easily, called it a left angle? Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #69

Perpendicular is apt! ohiosmith May 2013 #70

Perpendicular to what is the question? I always did like geometry... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #71

: ohiosmith May 2013 #72

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It does not do it justice! ohiosmith May 2013 #74

Is that because the proportions are a bit off? Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #75

B is way off! ohiosmith May 2013 #76

Let me guess,........too generously proportioned! Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #77

Inappropriate distribution! ohiosmith May 2013 #78

Get your cat fixed blogslut May 2013 #10

I didn't know it was broken! ohiosmith May 2013 #20

I wasn't aware that MFM made road trips. TexasTowelie May 2013 #11

Bwahahaha! ohiosmith May 2013 #21

Take it to the Vet and get it fixed Yavin4 May 2013 #12

I'm not going near it! ohiosmith May 2013 #22

You really shouldn't put yourself down like that. Lady Freedom Returns May 2013 #13

Very funny! Very funny! ohiosmith May 2013 #23

take the sex starved door step camper bowling olddots May 2013 #14

That may not end well! Think about it! ohiosmith May 2013 #24

Do you need help ohio ... In_The_Wind May 2013 #15

STOP THAT! ohiosmith May 2013 #25

If it's Sandra Bullock, call no one and ask her in. DFW May 2013 #16

Excellent advice! In_The_Wind May 2013 #17

Do either of them sound like Buddy Hackett? ohiosmith May 2013 #26

Call the EIB Network Shankapotomus May 2013 #45

With a crane? ohiosmith May 2013 #48

That goes without saying ;) nt Shankapotomus May 2013 #50

Bachman was influenced by Buddy olddots May 2013 #47

Or,.....very,.....very,......interesting! ohiosmith May 2013 #49

HANG ON..I'M ON MY WAY!!! annabanana May 2013 #57

My heroine! ohiosmith May 2013 #59

Can you call international numbers? (nt) harmonicon May 2013 #65

Of course! What is your credit card number? ohiosmith May 2013 #66

4 (nt) harmonicon May 2013 #68