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DO NOT BE ALARMED. I AM SPEAKING TO YOU TELEPATHICALLY BECAUSE YOUR TINY APE BRAINS COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND THE ADVANCED MATHEMATICAL LANGUAGE CONTRUCTS, PHEROMONES, AND INTERPRETIVE DANCE MOVES MY PEOPLE NORMALLY USE TO COMMUNICATE.
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ACCORDING TO OUR STUDIES, YOU LIFE FORMS APPEAR TO WORSHIP OTHER LIFE FORMS WHO WEAR SHINY METAL CLOTHES AND BEAM DOWN TO YOUR DESIGNATED PLUMAGE DISPLAY LANDING STRIP. EVEN YOUR PUNY LAW ENFORCEMENT UNIT KNOWN AS ‘FASHION POLICE’ WOULD HAVE TO AGREE THAT I AM SHUTTING THIS PLUMAGE DISPLAY LANDING STRIP THE FUCK DOWN. BECAUSE I AM WERQING IT LIKE MY MONTHLY DOMICILE FEE IS DUE.
Perhaps the pics are only viewed telepathically
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