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99. You might like both Stalker and Kin Dza Dza.

Tue Jan 24, 2012, 09:28 PM

Jan 2012

Stalker is long and extremely slow, but beautifully shot and poetic. Kin Dza Dza is also rather long (Russians!) but is goofier and more satirical. You won't find an English version of Kin Dza Dza on DVD, but there are subtitled versions available to stream over the web.

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Ever watch a movie that was so bad you couldn't finish it? [View all] Populist_Prole Jan 2012 OP

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I hated Death to Smoochy, also. Stupid! madinmaryland Jan 2012 #29

Offhand I can’t think of frogmarch Jan 2012 #2

Breaking the Waves & The Piano rucky Jan 2012 #3

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