A String Walks Into A Bar -- post your silly (clean) jokes! [View all]

[Bertha Venation]

A couple of strings were walking around town one day when they come upon a bar and decide to go in for a drink. They know this isn’t a friendly bar, so one decides to go in first to test the waters. He goes up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender sneers at him and says, “You’re string! We don’t serve your kind here! Get out!” The string walks out and reports the encounter to his friend. His friend says, “I can get him to serve me.” He tears at his ends and jumps up and ties himself up good and tight, then limps into the bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him suspiciously. He sneers and says, “Aren’t you string?” The string says, “frayed knot.”